Edward

Kal Penn

Acting

Peter

Adam Campbell

Acting

White Bitch

Jennifer Coolidge

Acting

Lucy

Jayma Mays

Acting

Susan

Faune Chambers Watkins

Acting

Willy

Crispin Glover

Acting

Bink

Tony Cox

Acting

Mr. Tumnus

Héctor Jiménez

Acting

Captain Jack Swallows

Darrell Hammond

Acting

Mystique

Carmen Electra

Acting

Museum Curator

David Carradine

Acting

Aslo

Fred Willard

Acting

Harry Potter

Kevin McDonald

Acting

Ron

George Alvarez

Acting

Hermoine

Crista Flanagan

Acting

Flight Attendant

Dana Seltzer

Acting

Albus Dumbledore

Dane Farwell

Crew

Cyclops

Tad Hilgenbrink

Acting

Magneto

Jim Piddock

Acting

Wolverine

Vince Vieluf

Acting

Storm

Kahshanna Evans

Acting

Rogue

Lindsey Kraft

Acting

Nacho Libre

Jareb Dauplaise

Acting

Chanchito

Rico Rodriguez

Acting

Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

Danny Jacobs

Acting

Ashton Kutcher

David Lehre

Acting

Samuel Jackson

James Walker Sr.

Acting

Kanye West

Tysen Knight

Acting

Paris Hilton

Alla Petrou

Acting

Mel Gibson

Gregory Jbara

Acting

Singing Pirate Girl

Jill Latiano Howerton

Acting

Flavor Flav

Abe Spigner

Acting

P. Diddy Faun

Shawn McDonald

Acting

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad

Acting

Harry Beaver (voice)

Katt Williams

Acting

Lead Archer

Nick Steele

Acting

Woodsman

Brennan Thomas

Acting

Aslo's Camp Band

David J. Catching

Acting

Aslo's Camp Band

Jesse Hughes

Acting

Aslo's Camp Band

Brian O'Connor

Acting

Aslo's Camp Band

Gene Trautmann

Acting

Pirate with Heart

Kenny Yates

Production

Pirate

D.J. Dierker

Camera

Pirate

Taran Killam

Acting

Pirate

Jeremy Rowley

Acting

Pirate Wench

Qiana Chase

Acting

Pirate Wench

Jillian Grace

Acting

Pirate Wench

Masha Lund

Acting

Pirate Wench

Pollyanna Uruena

Acting

Pirate Wench

Sara Jean Underwood

Acting

Cribs Faun

Olivia Hardt

Acting

Cribs Faun

Zee James

Acting

Cribs Faun

Ginny Jones

Acting

Cribs Faun

Britten Kelley

Acting

Cribs Faun

Arielle Vandenberg

Acting

Aslo's Girl

Heather Storm

Acting

Jogging Girl

Irina Voronina

Acting

Wardrobe Girl

Audra Lynn

Acting

James Bond

Darko Belgrade

Acting

Bond Girl

Brookelyn Freed

Acting

Blacksmith

Sabi Dorr

Acting

Silas the Monk

David Whatley-Zepeda

Acting

Prison Guard

Mike Grief

Acting

Breast Bite Woman

Mary Castro

Acting

Nose Bite Guy

Ron Léroy

Acting

Crotch Bite Guy

Thomas Van Tassel

Acting

Morphed Mystique

Lichelle D. Ebner

Acting

Thug

Paul Zies

Acting

Narrator (voice)

Roscoe Lee Browne

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Ronald Lee Clark

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Joe Gieb

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Arturo Gil

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Ricardo Gil

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Michael Lee Gogin

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Pancho Moler

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Mighty Mike Murga

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Mark Povinelli

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton

Acting

Oompa Loompa

David Steinberg

Acting

Oompa Loompa

John Tamaki

Acting

Oompa Loompa

Kevin Thompson

Acting

Willy Dance Double

Tyce Diorio

Acting

Curator Dance Double

Richard Steelo Vasquez

Acting

Dancing Pirate Girl

Megan Hiratzka

Acting

Dancing Pirate Girl

Samantha Faye Lee

Acting

Breakdancing Pirate

Philip Albuquerque

Acting

Breakdancing Pirate

Jaime Burgos III

Acting

Breakdancing Pirate

Oren Michaeli

Acting

Dancing Soldier

Frankie DeMiranda

Acting

Madd Chadd

Chadd Smith

Acting

Michael Jackson

Anwar Burton

Acting

Daniel

Yousef Abu-Taleb

Acting

Silas (uncredited)

Kevin Hart

Acting

Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Acting

The Hot Nun (uncredited)

Monica Ford

Acting

Warrior (uncredited)

John Eric Brown

Acting

Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Jon Overgaauw

Acting

Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Donna Russo

Acting

Monk (uncredited)

Phillip Sanchez

Acting

Warrior (uncredited)

Matt Weinglass

Acting

Bond Girl

Michelle Lang

Acting

Man-Boobs! (uncredited)

Dave Gist

Production