Jody Sanders

Ashley French

Acting

Dan Sanders

Simon Rex

Acting

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Acting

Kathy

Gracie Whitton

Acting

Lily

Ava Kolker

Acting

Barbara

Heather Locklear

Acting

Heather Darcy

Molly Shannon

Acting

Narrator (voice)

Josh Robert Thompson

Acting

Dr. Hall

Darrell Hammond

Acting

Amy

Marisa Saks

Acting

Marcus

Snoop Dogg

Acting

Martin Jacobs

Terry Crews

Acting

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Acting

Aidan

Dylan Morris

Acting

Aidan

Ryan Morris

Acting

Maria

Lidia Porto

Acting

D'Andre

Mac Miller

Sound

Kendra Brooks

Erica Ash

Acting

Pierre

J. P. Manoux

Acting

Female Aide

Marianne Hammock

Acting

David

Tyler Posey

Acting

Mia

Sarah Hyland

Acting

Eric

Shad Moss

Acting

Natalie

Katrina Bowden

Acting

Caesar

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Crew

Mama

Scot Nery

Acting

Dom

Ben Cornish

Acting

Blaine Fulda

Katt Williams

Acting

Madea

Lewis Thompson

Acting

Self

Lindsay Lohan

Acting

Christian Grey

Jerry O'Connell

Acting

Ira the Janitor

Usher

Acting

French Boy

Macsen Lintz

Acting

Newscaster #1

John Atwood

Acting

Newscaster #2

Lane Carlock

Acting

Real Housewife #1

Shereé Whitfield

Acting

Real Housewife #2

Angela Raiola

Acting

Kendra's Brother

Lil Duval

Acting

Kendra's Cousin

Angie Stone

Acting

Kendra's Mom

Jasmine Guy

Acting

Antoinette Beauchamp

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Acting

Self

Kate Walsh

Acting

Waiter

Clifton Guterman

Acting

Nadia

Анна Скиданова

Acting

Sodomized Cop

Clayton Landey

Acting

Self (uncredited)

Kendra Wilkinson

Acting

Self (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Acting

Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

Acting

Mara (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen

Acting

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Acting

Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

Acting

Little Man (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner

Acting

Ballerina (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Crew

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks

Acting

Ballerina (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae

Acting

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Amanda Topper

Acting

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Acting

Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Jon Gould

Acting

Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Rory Healy

Acting

Ape Chick (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich

Directing

Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Moses Das

Acting

Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship

Acting

Lab Tech (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

Acting

Model (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons

Acting

Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

Acting

Witch (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

Crew

Packer Fan (uncredited)

Chris Durfy

Sound

Packer Fan (uncredited)

David Zucker

Production

Audience / Patron (uncredited)

Memi West

Acting

Extra (uncredited)

Dathan Thigpen

Acting

Secretary

Jamie Elizabeth Kelton

Acting

Santa

Scott Rousseau

Writing