Cindy Campbell

Anna Faris

Acting

Brenda Meeks

Regina Hall

Acting

Tom Ryan

Craig Bierko

Acting

Henry Hale

Bill Pullman

Acting

Mahalik

Anthony Anderson

Acting

President Baxter Harris

Leslie Nielsen

Acting

Marilyn

Molly Shannon

Acting

Oliver

Michael Madsen

Acting

Ezekiel

Chris Elliott

Acting

Holly

Carmen Electra

Acting

Shaq

Shaquille O'Neal

Acting

Dr. Phil

Phil McGraw

Acting

Mrs. Norris

Cloris Leachman

Acting

Rachel

Conchita Campbell

Acting

Robbie Ryan

Beau Mirchoff

Acting

CJ

Kevin Hart

Acting

Marvin

DeRay Davis

Acting

George

Simon Rex

Acting

YoungBloodZ

YoungBloodZ

Acting

Harper

Bryan Callen

Acting

Jamison

Alonzo Bodden

Acting

Knifeman

Dave Attell

Acting

Blonde #1

Holly Madison

Acting

Blonde #2

Bridget Marquardt

Acting

Blonde #3

Kendra Wilkinson

Acting

Cody

Drew Mikuska

Acting

Chingy

Chingy

Acting

Gunman

Fabolous

Acting

Gloating Driver

Lil Jon

Acting

Mr. Koji

Henry Mah

Acting

Japanese Ghost Boy

Garrett Masuda

Acting

Jeremiah

John Reardon

Acting

Amos

Campbell Lane

Acting

Female Elder #1

Catherine Barroll

Acting

Female Elder #2

Anna Ferguson

Acting

Male Elder #2

Sean Allan

Acting

Male Elder #3

Ralph Alderman

Acting

'His Brother, The Sheriff!'

Brad Sihvon

Acting

Mordecai

Dave Leach

Acting

Hoss

Andrew McNee

Acting

Japanese Ghost Woman

Tomoko Sato

Acting

Michael Jackson

Edward Moss

Crew

Cindy's Husband

Dru Williams

Acting

Oprah

Debra Wilson

Acting

Saw Villain - Alien

Laura Dash

Crew

Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'

David Mylrea

Acting

Saw Villain (voice)

Craig Mazin

Writing

Zoltar (voice)

David Zucker

Production

Tiffany Stone

Michael McDonald

Acting

Don King

Champagne Powell

Acting

Secret Service Agent

Steve Archer

Acting

Dock Foreman

Tim Henry

Acting

Tiffany's Trainer

Alex Bruhanski

Acting

Fight Referee

Doug Abrahams

Acting

Vendor at Fight

Blaine Anderson

Acting

Hang Gliding Man

Dale Wolfe

Acting

'Were You Naked?'

Ann Warn Pegg

Acting

Little Girl

Jess McLeod

Acting

'Alien Attack!'

David MacKay

Acting

Terrorist

Tony Ali

Acting

Running Woman #1

Jana Mitsoula

Acting

Running Woman #2

Sharon Simms

Crew

'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'

Mark Burgess

Acting

Marilyn's New Husband

Wes Taylor

Acting

Mr. Koji's Assistant

Gwenda Lorenzetti

Acting

Old Lady Henderson

Brenda McDonald

Acting

Pigface Joe

Tim O'Halloran

Acting

Spit Take Kid #1

Darren Rizzolo

Acting

Spit Take Kid #2

Adam Cannel

Acting

Spit Take Kid #3

Sadie Decoste

Acting

Spit Take Kid #4

Michelle Grigor

Acting

Spit Take Kid #5

Leandro Iddrisu

Acting

Spit Take Kid #6

Justin Callan

Acting

Chingy's Girl #1

Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe

Acting

Chingy's Girl #2

Christie Laing

Acting

Chingy's Really Hot Waitress

Angelique Naude

Acting

Chingy's Hype Man

Dexter Bell

Acting

Blonde Woman in Alien Basket

Beverley Breuer

Acting

Fight Announcer

Scott Barratt

Acting

National Spokesman

Barry W. Levy

Acting

Shotgun Man

Darryl Scheelar

Acting

Yoko

Rorelee Tio

Acting

Tom's Neighbor #1

Steve Kiziak

Acting

Tom's Neighbor #2

Link Baker

Acting

Tom's Neighbor #3

Kimberley Buchanan

Crew

School Teacher

Kathryn Dobbs

Acting

Ball Scratcher

Tony Morelli

Crew

Wet T-Shirt Girl #1

Tina Hosford

Acting

Wet T-Shirt Girl #2

Elisa King

Acting

Wet T-Shirt Girl #3

Andrea Morrow

Acting

Mahalik's Grandmother

Monica Dillon

Acting

Bar Waitress

Sarah Edmondson

Acting

Soldier

Kwesi Ameyaw

Acting

Reporter

Ted Friend

Acting

Belgian Minister

Daniel Bruce

Acting

UN Diplomat #1

Chic Gibson

Acting

UN Diplomat #2

Robbie Segulam

Acting

UN Diplomat #3

Nimet Kanji

Acting

UN Diplomat #4

Gabriela Cerecero

Acting

UN Diplomat #5

Michael Ikeda

Acting

UN Diplomat #6

Mina E. Mina

Acting

UN Diplomat #7

Ahmad Sharmrou

Acting

UN Diplomat #8

Steadwick D'Penha

Acting

Russian Diplomat

Gregory Bennett

Acting

UN Diplomat #10

Uget Ebony

Acting

Doctor

George Grove

Acting

Tom Logan (uncredited)

Charlie Sheen

Acting

Narrator (uncredited)

James Earl Jones

Acting

Rasheed (uncredited)

Patrice O'Neal

Acting

Marcus (uncredited)

Chris Williams

Acting

Principal (uncredited)

Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert

Acting

Cut Man (uncredited)

Kimani Ray Smith

Acting

Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)

Yaroslav Poverlo

Crew

Dancer (uncredited)

Amber Borycki

Acting