Larry

Larry the Cable Guy

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Bill

Bill Engvall

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Everett

DJ Qualls

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Karen

Christina Moore

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Carlos Santana

Danny Trejo

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Sgt. Kilgore

Keith David

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Amazing Ken

Jeff Dunham

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Victor

Ed O'Ross

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Bill's Neighbor

Michael Papajohn

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Maria

Marisol Nichols

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General

Glenn Morshower

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Sgt. Major

Michael Rose

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Woman at Cowboy Frank's

Lorna Scott

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Bill's Boy

Parker Goris

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Connie

Lisa Lampanelli

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Sgt. Adams

Lance Smith

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Colonel

Bill Doyle

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Airborne Soldier

McKinley Freeman

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Pilot

Joel McKinnon Miller

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Co-Pilot

Chris Spencer

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Juan

Alejandro Patiño

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Carlos

Luis Chávez

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Bandito #3 Ricardo

David DeSantos

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Luis

Nicholas Guilak

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Bandito #1

Toby Holguin

Crew

Bandito #2

Jimmy Ortega

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Flaco

Albert P. Santos

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Jorge

Emilio Rivera

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Farmer

Shelly Desai

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Mayor

Tony Perez

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Senorita Magdalena

Danielle Hartnett

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Jaime

Carlos Moreno Jr.

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Bartender

Rolando Molina

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Ruben

Joe Nuñez

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El Javelina

Esteban Cueto

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Bandito Guard

Thomas Rosales Jr.

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Colonel Dalton

Matt Riedy

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Anchorwoman

Amy Powell

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