Beldar

Dan Aykroyd

Acting

Prymatt

Jane Curtin

Acting

Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner

Michael McKean

Acting

Laarta

Laraine Newman

Acting

Larry Farber

Jason Alexander

Acting

Lisa Farber

Lisa Jane Persky

Acting

Ronnie the Mechanic

Chris Farley

Acting

Eli Turnbull, INS Agent

David Spade

Acting

Otto

Sinbad

Acting

Marlax

Phil Hartman

Acting

Gladys Johnson, Driving Student

Jan Hooks

Acting

Highmaster

Dave Thomas

Acting

Connie Conehead

Michelle Burke

Acting

Air Traffic Controller

Robert Knott

Acting

Captain Air Traffic

Jonathan Penner

Acting

F-16 Pilot

Whip Hubley

Acting

Ang Pilot

Howard Napper

Acting

Motel Clerk

Michael Richards

Acting

Customer

Eddie Griffin

Acting

Carmine

Adam Sandler

Acting

Hispanic Man #1

Grant Martell

Acting

Hispanic Man #2

Art Bonilla

Acting

Hispanic Woman

Rosa Maria Briz

Acting

Christina

Joey Lauren Adams

Acting

Stephanie

Parker Posey

Acting

Senator

Kevin Nealon

Acting

Principal

Julia Sweeney

Acting

Coach

Ellen DeGeneres

Acting

Fire Marshal

Walter Robles

Acting

Harv

James Keane

Acting

Ron

Todd Susman

Acting

3 Year Old Connie

Danielle Aykroyd

Acting

10 Year Old Connie

Nicolette Harnish

Acting

Master of Ceremonies

Sam Freed

Acting

Supplicant

Tom Davis

Acting

Captain Orecruiser

Garrett Morris

Acting

Engineer

Cooper Layne

Writing

Hygenist

Sarah Anne Levy

Acting

Taxi Passenger

Drew Carey

Acting

Khoudri

Shishir Kurup

Acting

Nurse

Sydney Coberly

Acting

Doctor

Barry Kivel

Acting

Sketch Artist

Terry Turner

Writing

Female Agent

McNally Sagal

Acting

Agent

Richard Comar

Acting

Highmaster Mentot

Peter Aykroyd

Acting

Guard

Nils Allen Stewart

Acting

Athletic Cone

Tim Meadows

Acting

Garthok Combatant

Mitchell Bobrow

Acting

Cone Battle Commander

Laurence Bilzerian

Acting

Cone Pilot

Topper Lilien

Writing

Golfer (uncredited)

Tom Arnold

Acting

Dr. Rudolph (uncredited)

Jon Lovitz

Acting