Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman

Charlie Sheen

Acting

Kent Gregory

Cary Elwes

Acting

Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane

Valeria Golino

Acting

Admiral Benson

Lloyd Bridges

Acting

Lt. Commander Block

Kevin Dunn

Acting

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach

Jon Cryer

Acting

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson

William O'Leary

Acting

Kowalski

Kristy Swanson

Acting

Wilson

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Acting

Buzz Harley

Bill Irwin

Acting

Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Heidi Swedberg

Acting

'Red' Herring

Bruce A. Young

Acting

'Mailman' Farnham

Ryan Stiles

Acting

Owatonna 'The Old One'

Rino Thunder

Acting

Rosener

Mark Arnott

Acting

Captain Margolis

Ryan Cutrona

Acting

Doctor

Don Lake

Acting

Air Controller

Kelly Connell

Acting

Ambulance Driver

Tony Simotes

Acting

Paramedic

Don Luce

Acting

Nurse

Judith Kahan

Acting

Communications Officer

Jeff Bright

Acting

Ring Announcer

Jimmy Lennon Jr.

Acting

Francine

Marie Thomas-Foster

Acting

Scooter

Ryan Fitzgerald

Acting

Jazz

Al Clegg

Acting

Lawrence Lipps

Pat Proft

Writing

Piano Player

Marc Shaiman

Sound

Drill Sergeant #1

Cylk Cozart

Acting

Drill Sergeant #2

Christopher J. Keene

Acting

Rabbi

Ed Herschlar

Acting

Amish Man

Jimmie Ray Weeks

Acting

Amish Woman

Annie O'Donnell

Acting

Eskimo

Mack Yamaguchi

Acting

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley

Acting

Bill Laimbeer

Bill Laimbeer

Acting

Pope John Paul II

Eugene Greytak

Acting

Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart

Tony Lorea

Acting

Saddam Hussein

Jerry Haleva

Acting

Elvis 'The King' Presley

Bob Lenz

Acting

Liberace

Willie Collins

Acting

Precocious Paper Boy

Robert Puro

Acting

Handsome Milkman

Richard Lasting

Acting

Boxer #1

Elston Ridgle

Acting

Boxer #2

Max Jones

Acting

Conspiratorial Crewman

Christopher Doyle

Crew

Parking Valet

Pablo Prietto

Editing

Parking Valet

John Bankson

Art

Family in Front of TV Store

Nancy Abrahams

Acting

Family in Front of TV Store

Joseph Abrahams

Acting

Family in Front of TV Store

Jamie Abrahams

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Cary Brayboy

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Tony Moreno

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kevin Eads

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Dave Oliver

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Richard Emanuelle

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kip Pierce

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Brent Freeman

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kenton Steger

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Craig McIntosh

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Sean Wright

Acting

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Joe Allegro

Acting

Rabinowitz (uncredited)

Jack I. Bernstein

Acting