President Dale / Art Land

Jack Nicholson

Acting

Marsha Dale

Glenn Close

Acting

Barbara Land

Annette Bening

Acting

Donald Kessler

Pierce Brosnan

Acting

Rude Gambler

Danny DeVito

Acting

Jerry Ross

Martin Short

Acting

Nathalie Lake

Sarah Jessica Parker

Acting

Jason Stone

Michael J. Fox

Acting

General Decker

Rod Steiger

Acting

Tom Jones

Tom Jones

Acting

Richie Norris

Lukas Haas

Acting

Taffy Dale

Natalie Portman

Acting

Byron Williams

Jim Brown

Acting

Martian Girl

Lisa Marie

Acting

Grandma Norris

Sylvia Sidney

Acting

General Casey

Paul Winfield

Acting

Louise Williams

Pam Grier

Acting

Billy Glenn Norris

Jack Black

Acting

Cindy

Janice Rivera

Acting

Cedric

Ray J

Acting

Neville

Brandon Hammond

Acting

Glenn Norris

Joe Don Baker

Acting

Sue Ann Norris

O-Lan Jones

Acting

Sharona

Christina Applegate

Acting

Mitch

Brian Haley

Acting

Dr. Zeigler

Jerzy Skolimowski

Directing

Tour Guide

Timi Prulhiere

Acting

French President

Barbet Schroeder

Directing

Mr. Lee

Chi Hoang Cai

Acting

Hillbilly

Tommy Bush

Acting

Decorator

Joseph Maher

Acting

Nun #1

Gloria M. Malgarini

Acting

Nun #2

Betty Bunch

Acting

Nun #3

Gloria Hoffmann

Acting

Corporate Guy

Willie Garson

Acting

GNN Boss

John Roselius

Acting

GNN Reporter #1

Michael Reilly Burke

Acting

GNN Reporter #2

Valerie Wildman

Acting

GNN Reporter #3

Richard Irving

Acting

Newscaster

Jonathan Emerson

Acting

Hooker #1

Tamara 'Gingir' Curry

Acting

Hooker #2

Rebecca Broussard

Acting

Casino Manager

Vinny Argiro

Acting

TV Director

Steve Valentine

Acting

Female Journalist

Coco Leigh

Acting

NASA Tech

Jeffrey King

Acting

Hispanic Colonel

Enrique Castillo

Acting

Colonel #2

Don LaMoth

Acting

Stranger #1

C. Wayne Owens

Acting

Stranger #2

Joseph Moynihan

Acting

Colonel

Roger Peterson

Acting

Speaker of the House

John Finnegan

Acting

Morose Old Guy

Ed Lambert

Acting

Incredibly Old Guy

John Gray

Acting

Lab Technician

Gregg Daniel

Acting

Doctor #1

J. Kenneth Campbell

Acting

Doctor #2

Jeanne Mori

Acting

Texan Investor

Rance Howard

Acting

Saudi Investor

Richard Assad

Acting

Elderly Woman Playing Slots

Velletta Carlson

Acting

Trailer Lover

Kevin Mangan

Art

Hispanic Woman

Rebeca Silva

Acting

Hippie

Josh Philip Weinstein

Acting

White House Waiter

Julian Barnes

Acting

White House Photographer

Ken Thomas

Acting

Tom Jones Backup Singer

Darelle Porter Holden

Acting

Tom Jones Backup Singer

Christi Black

Acting

Tom Jones Backup Singer

Sharon Hendrix

Acting

Various Martians (voice)

Frank Welker

Acting

Extra (uncredited)

Heidi Miller

Art