Scott Thomas

Scott Mechlowicz

Acting

Cooper Harris

Jacob Pitts

Acting

Jenny

Michelle Trachtenberg

Acting

Jamie

Travis Wester

Acting

Mad Maynard

Vinnie Jones

Acting

Madame Vandersexxx

Lucy Lawless

Acting

Mieke

Jessica Boehrs

Acting

Arthur Frommer

Patrick Malahide

Acting

Christoph

Patrick Rapold

Acting

Mugger

Diedrich Bader

Acting

Fiona

Kristin Kreuk

Acting

Mrs. Thomas

Cathy Meils

Acting

Bert

Nial Iskhakov

Acting

Donny

Matt Damon

Acting

Guitars - Lustra

J. Adams

Acting

Vocals - Lustra

Christopher Baird

Acting

Bass - Lustra

Nicholas J.M. Cloutman

Acting

Drums - Lustra

Bruce Fulford

Acting

Candy

Molly Schade

Acting

Missy

Jakki Degg

Acting

Sissy

Lenka Dayrit

Acting

Courier Clerk

Andrea Stuart

Acting

Cecil

Paul Oldham

Acting

Hooligan

Mike McGuffie

Acting

Hooligan

John Comer

Acting

Hooligan

Jeff Smith

Acting

Hooligan

Michael Cella

Acting

Hooligan

David Fisher

Acting

Hooligan

Christian Dunckley Clark

Acting

Gunter

Petr Jákl

Acting

French Soccer Fan

Jakub Kohák

Acting

Robot Man

J. P. Manoux

Acting

Creepy Italian Guy

Fred Armisen

Acting

Naked Spanish Guy

Eric Moscoso Vertiz

Acting

Naked African Guy

Labass Kanoute

Acting

Naked Tiny Asian Guy

Sota Sakuma

Acting

Nude Beach Lady

Edita Deveroux

Acting

Nude Beach Lady

Petra Tomankova

Acting

Vandersexxx Girl

Barbora Navratilova

Acting

Vandersexxx Girl

Lucie Kachtikova

Acting

Vandersexxx Girl

Tereza Zimova

Acting

Vandersexxx Girl

Zuzana Björnstad

Acting

Rasta Waiter

Go Go Jean Michel Francis

Acting

Rasta Chef

Helder Cambolo

Acting

Anna, The Camera Store Girl

Jana Pallaske

Acting

Hans

Vilém Holý

Acting

Gruber

Jiří Maria Sieber

Acting

Bakery Man

Roger Denesha

Acting

Bakery Woman

Amy Huck

Acting

Trucker

Dominic Raacke

Acting

Tibor

Rade Šerbedžija

Acting

Manager at Opulent Hotel

Jan Nemejovský

Acting

Waiter at Opulent Hotel

Miroslav Táborský

Acting

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Tereza Brettschneiderova

Acting

Girl in Orange Juice Ad

Kristýna Simová

Acting

Orange Juice Ad Voice Over (voice)

Vítězslav Bouchner

Acting

Green Fairy

Steve Hytner

Acting

Mieke's Father

Walter Sittler

Acting

Heinrich

Adam Dotlacil

Acting

Swiss Guard

Joel Kirby

Acting

Vatican Tour Guide

Andrea Miltner

Acting

Tourist Woman in Vatican

Ellen Savaria

Acting

Italian Guy at Vatican

Predrag Bjelac

Acting

Reporter

Nick Jameson

Acting

Pope

Jack Marston

Acting

American Robot Guy

Pat Kilbane

Acting

Hostel Clerk

Joanna Lumley

Acting

Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)

Mindy Sterling

Acting

Scott's Dad (uncredited)

Jeffrey Tambor

Acting