Lt. Frank Drebin

Leslie Nielsen

Acting

Jane Spencer

Priscilla Presley

Acting

Ed Hocken

George Kennedy

Acting

Nordberg

O. J. Simpson

Acting

Rocco

Fred Ward

Acting

Muriel

Kathleen Freeman

Acting

Tanya

Anna Nicole Smith

Acting

Louise

Ellen Greene

Acting

Ted

Ed Williams

Acting

Papshmir

Raye Birk

Acting

Clayton

Matt Roe

Acting

Defense Attorney

Wylie Small

Acting

Stenographer

Sharon Cornell

Acting

Dr. Eisendrath

Earl Boen

Acting

Store Manager

Jeff Wright

Writing

Melon Lady

Lorali Hart

Acting

Grocery Mother

Mallory Sandler

Acting

Purse Woman

K.L. Segal

Acting

Jason

Brad Lockerman

Acting

Bobbi

Rosalind Allen

Acting

Nurse

Charlotte Zucker

Acting

Dr. Kohlzak

Lois de Banzie

Acting

Dr. Roberts

Doris Belack

Acting

Carjacker

Nigel Gibbs

Acting

Corridor Guard

Andre Rosey Brown

Acting

Big Hairy Con

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Acting

Ann B. Davis

Ann B. Davis

Acting

Mess Hall Convict

Alex Zimmerman

Acting

Trucker

Marc Alaimo

Acting

Priest

Tom Finnegan

Acting

Cabbie

Hammam Shafie

Acting

Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Acting

Cabbie

Danny Daniels

Acting

Director

Joe Grifasi

Acting

Vanna White

Vanna White

Acting

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Acting

Security Guard

Rick Scarry

Acting

Mary Lou Retton

Mary Lou Retton

Acting

Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

James R. Scribner

Costume & Make-Up

Presenter

Lou Felder

Acting

Mother Theresa

Chrissy Bocchino

Crew

Pia Zadora

Pia Zadora

Acting

Security Guard

Joe D'Angerio

Acting

Cop

Gary Cooper

Acting

Cop

Christopher J. Keene

Acting

Cop

Joe Flood

Acting

Umpire

Scott Evers

Acting

Doctor

Paul A. Hutton

Acting

Clinic Patient

Burton Zucker

Acting

Train Lady #1

Susan Breslau

Acting

Train Lady #2

Erin MacArthur

Acting

Train Lady #3

Marcy Goldman

Acting

Teleprompter Guy

David Zucker

Production

Tuba Player

Robert K. Weiss

Production

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Peter Segal

Directing

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash

Writing

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr

Editing

Producer's Wife

Jolie Chain

Acting

Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan

Costume & Make-Up

Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell

Acting

Assistant Director

Michael Ewing

Production

Maalox Boy

David Malloy

Production

Gabriella

Vanessa Sandin

Acting

Dominatrix

Julie Strain

Acting

Bryce Porterhouse Guard

Andrew Craig

Acting

Lifetime Award Recipient

David Fresco

Acting

Conductor

Bill Erwin

Acting

Frank Jr.

Adam Hasart

Acting

Mr. Big

John Capodice

Acting

Sumo Wrestler

Glen Chin

Acting

Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi

Acting

Florence Henderson

Florence Henderson

Acting

Waldo

Tim Bohn

Acting

President Clinton

Timothy Watters

Acting

Pope

Eugene Greytak

Acting

Cop

Aaron Seville

Acting

Dancer

Blane Savage

Acting

Dancer

Michael Chambers

Acting

Dancer

T.C. Diamond

Acting

Dancer

Brett Heine

Acting

Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Acting

Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Acting

Dancer

Brian Wightman

Acting

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Acting

Oscar Audience Member

Paul Feig

Directing

Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison

Writing

Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

Writing

Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

Acting

Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

Acting

Mercedes Lady

Adrienne Parsons

Acting

Taxi Driver

Robert J. Elisberg

Writing

Mourner

Elisa Gabrielli

Acting

Boy of Geriatric Park

Taran Killam

Acting

Girl of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis

Acting

Old Man

Bill Zuckert

Acting

Screaming Supermarket Baby

Nikki Segal

Acting

James Earl Jones (uncredited)

James Earl Jones

Acting

Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Raquel Welch

Acting

Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty

Acting

Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Elliott Gould

Acting

Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway

Acting

Prison Guard (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey

Acting

Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Acting

Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild

Acting

Tyrone (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young

Acting

Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis

Acting

Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Symba

Acting

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt

Acting

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb

Acting

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri

Acting

Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)

George Sasaki

Acting

Cop

Gary Cooper

Acting