Jesse

Ashton Kutcher

Acting

Chester

Seann William Scott

Acting

Wanda

Jennifer Garner

Acting

Wilma

Marla Sokoloff

Acting

Christie Boner

Kristy Swanson

Acting

Nelson

David Herman

Acting

Zoltan

Hal Sparks

Acting

Tommy

Charlie O'Connell

Acting

Mr. Pizzacoli

John Toles-Bey

Acting

Nordic Dude #1

Christian Middelthon

Acting

Nordic Dude #2

Dave Bannick

Acting

Jeff

James Vincent

Acting

Zarnoff

Bob Clendenin

Acting

Zelmina

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Acting

Zellner

Kevin Christy

Acting

Zilbor

Kristoffer Ryan Winters

Acting

Big Cult Guard #1

Bill Chott

Acting

Big Cult Guard #2

Michael Bower

Acting

Gene

John Melendez

Acting

Tania

Teressa Tunney

Art

Mrs. Crabbleman

Linda Porter

Acting

Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)

Freda Foh Shen

Acting

Jumpsuit Chick #1

Mitzi Martin

Acting

Jumpsuit Chick #2

Nichole Hiltz

Acting

Jumpsuit Chick #3

Linda Kim

Acting

Jumpsuit Chick #4

Mia Trudeau

Acting

Jumpsuit Chick #5

Kimmarie Johnson

Acting

Chinese Tailor

Keone Young

Acting

Interrogation Cop

Christopher Darga

Acting

Cop with Whips

Marc Lynn

Acting

Rick

Pat Finn

Acting

Impound Officer

Cleo King

Acting

Camp Counselor

Cinco Paul

Writing

Boy with Bat

Brendan Hill

Acting

Anthony

Jona Kai Jacobsen

Acting

Super Jumpsuit Chick

Jodi Ann Paterson

Acting

Space-A-Rama Employee

Dwight Armstrong

Acting

Patty

Claudine Barros

Acting

Birthday Father

Richard Johnson

Acting

Birthday Son

Galvin Chapman

Acting

Bartender

Joanna Bacalso

Acting

Cowgirl Stripper

Katherine Baker

Acting

Dancer #1

Tabitha Taylor

Acting

Dancer #2

Misty Atkinson

Acting

Dancer #3

Veronica Gomez

Acting

Dancer #4

Melissa Burleson

Acting

Dancer #5

Annette Pursley

Acting

Dancer #6

Melissa Copen

Acting

Dancer #7

Linda Maria Balver

Acting

Dancer #8

Cheryl Tsai

Acting

Musclehead

Erik Audé

Acting

Musclehead

Ryan Christian

Acting

Musclehead

Blaise Fitzgerald

Acting

Musclehead

William H. Gray

Acting

Fabio

Fabio

Acting

Mark (uncredited)

Andy Dick

Acting

Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)

Joyce Giraud

Acting

Pierre (uncredited)

Brent Spiner

Acting