Joe Bauers

Luke Wilson

Acting

Rita

Maya Rudolph

Acting

Frito

Dax Shepard

Acting

President Camacho

Terry Crews

Acting

Secretary of Defense

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Acting

Secretary of State

David Herman

Acting

Prosecutor

Sonny Castillo

Acting

Bailiff

Kevin McAfee

Acting

Sgt. Keller

Robert Musgrave

Acting

Officer Collins

Michael McCafferty

Acting

Hospital Technician

Christopher Ryan

Acting

Doctor

Justin Long

Acting

Cop #1

Heath Jones

Acting

Horny Guy

Eli Muñoz

Acting

Yuppie Husband

Patrick Fischler

Acting

Yuppie Wife

Darlene Hunt

Acting

Trashy Guy

Ryan Ransdell

Acting

Slutty Girl

Melissa Sweet

Acting

New Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas

Acting

Trashy Teen Jock

Wes Davis

Acting

Beef Supreme

Andrew Wilson

Acting

Officer

Mark Tuner

Acting

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

Kevin Klee

Acting

Additional Officer

John Dodson

Acting

Counter Woman

Melissa Espinales

Acting

Doctor in Waiting Room

Joseph Cheatham

Acting

Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

Jason Schaefer

Acting

Prison Guard #2

Richard Reeder

Acting

Prison Guard #3

Lawrence Castillo

Acting

Guy at Costco

Turk Pipkin

Acting

Woman at Carl's Jr.

Heather Kafka

Acting

Congressman #1

Christopher M. Campos

Acting

Congressman #2

Roman Ramos

Acting

Secret Service Thug

Randal Reeder

Acting

Upgrayedd

Scarface

Acting

Secretary of Energy

Brendan Hill

Acting

Brawndo CEO

Thomas Haden Church

Acting

Female Newscaster

Melissa Dawn

Acting

Male Newscaster

Derek Southers

Acting

Female Reporter

Lidia Porto

Acting

Stadium Guard

Gregory Kelly

Acting

Cameraman

Greg Pitts

Acting

Cop at Government Center

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

Acting

Doctor (with Trashy Guy)

Mitch Baker

Acting

Control Room Director

Daniel Smith

Acting

Cop at Costco

Chris Warner

Acting

Trapped Man

Lonnie Nelson

Crew

Secretary of Education

Danny Cochran

Acting

Secret Service Thug #2

Marcos Martinez Rios

Acting

Narrator (voice)

Earl Mann

Acting

Attorney General (uncredited)

Sara Rue

Acting

Charles Chaplin (uncredited)

Evan Miller

Acting

Prisoner (uncredited)

Heath Allyn

Acting

Angry Court Member (uncredited)

Erik Anderson

Acting

Hospital Patient (uncredited)

Jason Bohn

Acting

Museum Visitor (uncredited)

Glori Renee Euwer

Acting

One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)

Evelyn Hurley

Acting

Carl's Jr. Machine (voice) (uncredited)

Tom Kenny

Acting

Townsperson (uncredited)

Max Kruemcke

Art

Old Man (uncredited)

T.J. McFarland

Acting

Peterson (uncredited)

Jesse Medeles

Acting

Front Row Juror (uncredited)

James Moreno

Acting

Congressman (uncredited)

Dan Murphy

Acting

Townsperson (uncredited)

Steve Powers

Acting

Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)

Stephen Root

Acting

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Lainie Safady

Acting

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Ava Knighten Santana

Acting

Townsperson (uncredited)

Kati Sharp

Acting

Party Guest (uncredited)

Michael Sorrells

Acting

Townsperson (uncredited)

Gary Teague

Acting

Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)

Curtis Wayne

Acting

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Caitlin Wehrle

Acting

Townsperson (uncredited)

Heath Young

Acting

Miss Claypool (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden

Acting

Juror (uncredited)

Samantha Inoue-Harte

Acting

Dr. Jagger

Ryan Melton

Acting