Ted

Keanu Reeves

Acting

Bill

Alex Winter

Acting

Kelly

Kristen Schaal

Acting

Thea

Samara Weaving

Acting

Billie

Jack Haven

Acting

Death

William Sadler

Acting

Dennis Caleb McCoy

Anthony Carrigan

Acting

Elizabeth

Erinn Hayes

Acting

Joanna

Jayma Mays

Acting

Chief Logan

Hal Landon Jr.

Acting

Deacon

Beck Bennett

Acting

Kid Cudi

Kid Cudi

Acting

Missy

Amy Stoch

Acting

The Great Leader

Holland Taylor

Acting

Dr. Taylor Wood

Jillian Bell

Acting

Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl

Acting

Jimi Hendrix

DazMann Still

Acting

Louis Armstrong

Jeremiah Craft

Acting

Ling Lun

Sharon Gee

Acting

Grom

Patty Anne Miller

Acting

Rufus Hologram (archive footage)

George Carlin

Acting

Rufus (voice)

Piotr Michael

Acting

First Noble

Shoshana Bean

Acting

Second Noble

Sharon K. London

Acting

Lead Scientist

Al Vicente

Acting

Jesus / Young Ted

Jared Bankens

Acting

Stupid Demon

Ed Solomon

Writing

Ugly Demon

Chris Matheson

Writing

Head Technician

Kelly Carlin-McCall

Acting

Clete

Mickey Gooch Jr.

Acting

Young Bill

Billy Slaughter

Acting

Babe Ruth

Reece Loustalot

Acting

George Washington

William E. Harris

Acting

Queen Elizabeth

Kimberly Stockton

Acting

Noble

Chief Xian aTunde Adjuah

Acting

Cleopatra

Bridget Andrews

Acting

Buddha

Artis Burney

Acting

Renaissance Lady

Gretchen Byers

Acting

Harriet Tubman

Georgia Cohran

Acting

Roman Soldier

David Calloway

Acting

Roman Soldier

John Devilman

Acting

Female Celt

Bailie Duzaut

Acting

Gypsy

Andrea Garcia

Acting

Gypsy

Gabriel Derrick

Acting

Gypsy

Maddison Nicolosi

Acting

Flapper

Kallie Glidewell

Acting

Pharaoh

Xavier Leblanc

Acting

Elizabethan Nobleman

Joseph Martin

Acting

Josephine Baker

Kharismisa Morris

Acting

Gandhi

Ned Yousef

Acting

Indira Gandhi

Eliana Ruiz

Acting

Kubla Khan

Tommie Wong

Acting

Amelia Earhart

Lindy Ariff

Acting

Frida

Diana Barnes

Acting

Spanish Count

Alberto Corrales

Acting

Native Chief

Scott Gelpi

Acting

Cellist

Andrian Harabaru

Acting

Rifleman

Dylan Langlois

Acting

Hendrix Band Member

Nick Garrison

Acting

Noelle Redding

Jeff Pagano

Acting

Caveman

Dijon Lodree

Acting

Caveman

Jeremy Thomas

Acting

Cavewoman

Alexis Long

Acting

Scientist

Suzy Cole

Acting

Scientist

Alex Halpern

Acting

Scientist

Kierra Luv

Acting

Scientist

Bill Prady

Writing

Caveman (uncredited)

Nicolas Bosc

Crew

Mozart (uncredited)

Daniel Dorr

Acting

Tough Prisoner (uncredited)

Gregory Hobson

Acting

Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Acting

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

William Buster Benefield

Acting

Umpire (uncredited)

Michael Biss

Acting

Renaissance Dancer (uncredited)

Maydelle Clarice

Acting

Guy in Shower (uncredited)

Guillermo Rodriguez

Acting

Fan Playing Air Guitar (uncredited)

Matt Gorman

Acting

Man in Lounge (uncredited)

John Morzen

Production

Tambourine Player (uncredited)

Julia Holt

Acting