Alan Duckworth

John Albasiny

Acting

Ann Lawton

Abigail Cruttenden

Acting

Geoffrey Whitaker

Maurice Dee

Acting

Miss Land

Alison Steadman

Acting

Abbo

Mark Brailsford

Acting

Shaz

Christopher Karallis

Acting

Eunice

Frances Ruffelle

Acting

Headmaster

Robert Urquhart

Acting

Tommy

Garry Cooper

Acting

Botany Teacher

Richenda Carey

Acting

Maureen

Nicola Prince

Acting

Gym Teacher

Maurice O'Connell

Acting

French Teacher

Tim Seely

Acting

Policeman

Peter Dean

Acting

Fish Shop Owner

Dave Atkins

Acting

Himself (voice)

John Arlott

Acting

Alan's Mother (voice) (uncredited)

Maureen Lipman

Acting

Road Worker

Eric Richard

Acting

Road Worker

Arthur Whybrow

Acting