Colin, Photographer / Narrator

Eddie O'Connell

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Suzette

Patsy Kensit

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Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen

James Fox

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Vendice Partners

David Bowie

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Arthur, Colin's Dad

Ray Davies

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Flora, Colin's Mum

Mandy Rice-Davies

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Big Jill

Eve Ferret

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Mr. Cool

Tony Hippolyte

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Wizard

Graham Fletcher-Cook

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Fabulous Hoplite

Joseph McKenna

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The Fanatic

Steven Berkoff

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Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)

Sade

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Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)

Edward Tudor-Pole

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Flikker

Bruce Payne

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Call-Me-Cobber

Alan Freeman

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Dido Lament

Anita Morris

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Dean Swift

Paul Rhys

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The Misery Kid

Julian Firth

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Baby Boom

Chris Pitt

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Harry Charms

Lionel Blair

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Johnny Wonder

Gary Beadle

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Mario

Robbie Coltrane

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Cappuccino Man

Jess Conrad

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D.J. Entertainer

Smiley Culture

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Amberley Drove

Ronald Fraser

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Party Singer

Slim Gaillard

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Mrs Larkin

Irene Handl

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Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)

Peter-Hugo Daly

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Dorita

Amanda Jane Powell

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Saltzman

Johnny Shannon

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Cynthia Eve

Sylvia Syms

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Santa Lucia Club Owner

Ekow Abban

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Slim Brother

Robert Austin

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Ton-Up Vicar

Gerry Alexander

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Slim Brother

Jim Dunk

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Trader Horn

Johnny Edge

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Carmen

Carmen Ejogo

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Eddie Sex

Paul Fairminer

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Maltese Lodger

Hugo First

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Ms Cool Snr

Pat Hartley

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Mr Cool Snr

Astley Harvey

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Pamphleteer

Colin Jeavons

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Bert the Tailor

Alfred Maron

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Chez Nobody Barman (as G.B. (Zoot) Money)

Zoot Money

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Baby Boom's Mother

Sandie Shaw

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Maltese Lodger

Bruno Tonioli

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Dancer

Chua Kah Joo

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Arcade Attendant (uncredited)

Eric Sykes

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