Wullie Smith

Max Beesley

Acting

Sheila Bailey

Isla Blair

Acting

Billy Bailey

James Cosmo

Acting

Gorgeous Gus

Richard E. Grant

Acting

Rosemary Bailey

Laura Fraser

Acting

Big Tam

Ian Holm

Acting

Scrapper

David Hayman

Acting

Buffalo

Tom Sizemore

Acting

Piss Off

Neil Morrissey

Acting

Mechanic

David O'Hara

Acting

Danny Van Boy

Iain Robertson

Acting

Dingus

Michael Nardone

Acting

Tommy

Bill Paterson

Acting

Dead Eye

Gary Lewis

Acting

Happy Feet

Ron Donachie

Acting

John MacGhee

Pierce Brosnan

Acting

Patsy Kennedy

Samantha Fox

Acting

Carol McGhee

Sally Howitt

Acting

Charlie

Jonathan Watson

Acting

Arrow

Andy Gray

Acting

Lefty

Paul Doonan

Acting

Righty

Mark O'Hare

Writing

Growler

Gary McCormack

Acting

Anna Smith

Hope Ross

Acting

Nancy No Pants

Russell Barr

Acting

English Harry

Chris Symes

Production

Pasty Face

Edward McQuillan

Acting

Himself

Alan Shearer

Acting