Bobby Dorfman

Jesse Eisenberg

Acting

Vonnie Sybil

Kristen Stewart

Acting

Phil Stern

Steve Carell

Acting

Veronica Hayes

Blake Lively

Acting

Rad Taylor

Parker Posey

Acting

Ben Dorfman

Corey Stoll

Acting

Rose Dorfman

Jeannie Berlin

Acting

Marty Dorfman

Ken Stott

Acting

Candy

Anna Camp

Acting

Steve

Paul Schneider

Acting

Leonard

Stephen Kunken

Acting

Evelyn Dorfman

Sari Lennick

Acting

Vito

Tony Sirico

Acting

Karen Stern

Sheryl Lee

Acting

Walt

Richard Portnow

Acting

Narrator (voice)

Woody Allen

Directing

Oscar

Todd Weeks

Acting

Al

Paul Schackman

Acting

Maid

Jodi Carlisle

Acting

Evelyn's Daughter

Laurel Griggs

Acting

Ben's Hood

Saul Stein

Acting

Ben's Hood

Craig Walker

Acting

Ben's Hood

Gabriel Millman

Acting

Bobby's Neighbor

Edward James Hyland

Acting

Bartender

John Doumanian

Acting

Joe

Brendan Burke

Acting

Sol

Don Stark

Acting

Mike

Gregg Binkley

Acting

Howard

Anthony DiMaria

Acting

Carlotta

Shae D'Lyn

Acting

School Principal

Steve Routman

Acting

Policeman

William H. Burns

Acting

Young Ben

Tyler Reid

Acting

Eddie

Lev Gorn

Acting

Tony

William Benvanides

Acting

Louis

Steve Rosen

Acting

Fur Lady

Kaili Vernoff

Acting

Norman

Douglas McGrath

Acting

Roger

David Pittu

Acting

Rosalind

Taylor Carr

Acting

Mr. Rhinebeck

Rob Joseph Leonard

Acting

Mrs. Rhinebeck

Lauren Susan

Acting

Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister

Courtney C. Clark

Acting

Suzy Bancroft

Debra Lord Cooke

Acting

Count Van Goren

Maurice Sonnenberg

Acting

Countess Van Goren

Elissa Piszel

Acting

Craig Bennett

Sebastian Tillinger

Acting

Gloria Bennett

Bettina Bilger

Acting

(uncredited)

Kelly Rohrbach

Acting

Joe's Kidnapper

Raymond Franza

Acting

Joe's Kidnapper

Michael Elian

Acting

Les Tropiques Singer

Kat Edmonson

Acting

Buddy Winslow Fain

Rob Ashkenas

Acting

Norton Lockerbee

Pedro Chomnalez

Acting

Cherry Grace

Kaylyn Sanchez

Acting

Mr. Remsen

Paul Hummel

Acting

Mrs. Remsen

Cecelia Riddett

Acting

Maître d'

Stephen DeRosa

Acting

Marvin

Armen Garo

Acting

Man at Bar

Tom Kemp

Acting

Father Brolian

Nick Plakias

Acting

Club Patron (uncredited)

Katrine Hoyt

Acting