Derwin

William Hellfire

Directing

Derick

Joey Smack

Crew

Bible Girl

Erin Brown

Acting

Play Girl

Lilly Tiger

Acting

Car Kid

Chris Perez

Acting

Retard

Henry Krinkle

Writing

Spam Jock

Mikey Ovum

Acting

Benchpress

Ryan Trimmer

Acting

Afro-American

Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

Acting

Song Girl

Marie Mazur

Acting

Goth Boy

Mike Ronor

Acting

Goth Girl

Liz Bathory

Acting

No Info Boy

Michael Lema

Acting

911 Dispatcher

Jacqueline D'angelo

Acting

911 Girl

Michelle Chard

Acting

Teacher

Beef Hunkster

Acting

Young Derwin / The Police Chief

Michael L. Raso

Production

The Fathers

Stephen Harris

Acting

The Mothers

Pamela Anne

Acting

The Principal

Larry Wellman

Acting

Internet Teacher

Pete Floris

Acting

School Announcer

Murtal Murtz

Acting

The Janitor

Pete Jacelone

Directing

The Gun Man

Thomas Linden

Acting

The Gun Mans Assistant

Hernandez

Acting

Cafeteria Lady

Minty Hansen

Acting

Bible Boy

John James

Acting

Screaming Girl

Martina Solej

Acting

Newscaster

Lora Lane

Acting

Cameraman

Nathan Lanman

Acting

Policeman

Carl Pitt

Acting

Swat Answering Machine

Mick Leo

Writing

Teenage Boy #1

Michael Lione

Acting

Teenage Boy #2

Patrick Henderson

Acting

Surviving Jock #1

Michael J Scillia

Acting

Surviving Jock #2

Kyle Lee Laferrière

Acting

Rose Girl

Justine

Acting

Scientist

John Link

Acting

Entrepreneur

Bob Gonzo

Acting

The Preacher

John Bacchus

Directing

G.U.N. Association Representative

John Paul Fedele

Acting