Chief Wyatt Rash

Danny DeVito

Acting

Mona Dearly

Bette Midler

Acting

Ellen Rash

Neve Campbell

Acting

Rona Mace

Jamie Lee Curtis

Acting

Bobby Calzone

Casey Affleck

Acting

Phil Dearly

William Fichtner

Acting

Jeff Dearly

Marcus Thomas

Acting

Lt. Feege Gruber

Peter Dobson

Acting

Lucinda

Kathleen Wilhoite

Acting

Clarence

Tracey Walter

Acting

Cubby

Will Ferrell

Acting

Deputy Tony Carlucci

Paul Ben-Victor

Acting

Deputy Jimmy D.

Paul Schulze

Acting

Murph Calzone

Mark Pellegrino

Acting

Father Tom Stowick

Raymond O'Connor

Acting

Valerie

Lisa Rieffel

Acting

Doctor Schwartz

Robert Arce

Acting

Maria Lasala

Brittany Peterson

Acting

Charm Motel Cashier

Philip Perlman

Acting

Shirley

Melissa McCarthy

Acting

Benny

Jason Monkarsh

Acting

Tow Truck Driver

Brian Doyle-Murray

Acting

French Instructor

Yul Vazquez

Acting

White Trash Golfer (uncredited)

Danielle Camastra

Acting