Harry Bottoms / Guy Kirk / Narrator (voice)

Jim Cummings

Acting

General Washington / The President (voice)

Glenn Morshower

Acting

Jean-Paul Bidet / B-M Man (voice)

Danny Mann

Acting

V.D. Johnson / Astronomer (voice)

Steve Mackall

Acting

Sandy Mellons / Kid on Lava (voice)

Jeannie Elias

Acting

Hanukah Jonze (voice)

Heather Capps

Acting

Donkey Dixon (voice) (as Isaac Singleton Jr.)

Isaac C. Singleton, Jr.

Acting

Self [Mötley Crüe] (voice)

Tommy Lee

Acting

Self [Motley Crue] (voice)

Nikki Sixx

Acting

Lumberjack (voice)

Eli Roth

Directing