Patrick Smash

Bruce Cook

Acting

Alan A. Allen

Rupert Grint

Acting

Sir John Osgood

Simon Callow

Acting

Sir Anthony Silk

Stephen Fry

Acting

Miss Rapier

Celia Imrie

Acting

Johnson J. Johnson

Paul Giamatti

Acting

Gen. Ed Sheppard

Ned Beatty

Acting

Mrs. Smash

Bronagh Gallagher

Acting

Mr. Smash

Victor McGuire

Acting

Placido P. Placeedo

Adam Godley

Acting

Judge

Leslie Phillips

Acting

Doctor

Robert Hardy

Acting

Music School Student

Keira Knightley

Acting

Denise Smash

Anna Popplewell

Acting

Damon

Josh Herdman

Acting