John

Richard Benjamin

Acting

Mary

Paula Prentiss

Acting

Waldemar

Jeffrey Tambor

Acting

Van Helsing

Severn Darden

Acting

Debbie

Kari Michaelsen

Acting

Billy

Kevin Brando

Acting

Aunt Lucille

Rosemary DeCamp

Acting

Marge

Carole Androsky

Acting

Cousin Rhonda

Roberta Collins

Acting

Attorney

Stacy Keach, Sr.

Acting

Uncle Bert

Allen Joseph

Acting

Yolanda

Nancy Lee Andrews

Acting

The Major

Paul "Mousie" Garner

Acting

Annette Muldowney

Annie O'Donnell

Acting

Cousin Phil

Thomas Newman

Acting

Deliveryperson

Craig Coulter

Acting

Stuntperson

Renee Braswell

Acting

French Maid

Elizabeth Charlton Davey

Acting

Truck Driver

Irwin Russo

Production

Ernie Muldowney

Michael Miller

Acting

Mailman (uncredited)

Patrick Campbell

Acting

Attorney Delivering Boxes #1 (uncredited)

Bob Esensten

Acting

Attorney Delivering Boxes #2 (uncredited)

Stephen Kurzfeld

Production