Christopher Columbus

Jim Dale

Acting

Mordecai Mendoza

Bernard Cribbins

Acting

Countess Esmeralda

Maureen Lipman

Acting

Bart Columbus

Peter Richardson

Directing

Achmed

Alexei Sayle

Acting

The Sultan

Rik Mayall

Acting

Pontiac

Charles Fleischer

Acting

The Chief

Larry Miller

Acting

The Wazir

Nigel Planer

Acting

King Ferdinand

Leslie Phillips

Acting

Queen Isabella

June Whitfield

Acting

Don Juan Diego

Julian Clary

Acting

Fatima

Sara Crowe

Acting

Don Juan Felipe

Richard Wilson

Acting

Maria

Holly Aird

Acting

Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner

Keith Allen

Acting

Martin

Martin Clunes

Acting

Marco the Cereal Killer

Jack Douglas

Acting

Sam

Allan Corduner

Acting

Torquemada

James Faulkner

Acting

The Shaman

Peter Gordeno

Acting

The Bosun

Don Henderson

Acting

Wang

Burt Kwouk

Acting

Chiquita

Rebecca Lacey

Acting

Hubba

Chris Langham

Acting

Tonto the Torch

Daniel Peacock

Acting

Duke of Costa Brava

Jon Pertwee

Acting

Baba the Messenger

Tony Slattery

Acting

Genghis

Andrew Bailey

Acting

Ginger

Philip Herbert

Acting

Customer with Ear

David Boyce

Acting

Nina the Model

Sara Stockbridge

Acting

Inquisitor 1

Dave Freeman

Writing

Inquisitor 2

Duncan Duff

Acting

Inquisitor 3

Jonathan Tafler

Acting

Inquisitor 4

James Pertwee

Acting

Inquisitor 5

Toby Dale

Acting

Inquisitor 6

Michael Hobbs

Acting

Inquisitor with Ham Sandwiches

Don Maclean

Acting

Countess Joanna

Su Douglas

Acting

Manservant

John Antrobus

Writing

Meg

Lynda Baron

Acting

Fayid

Nej Adamson

Acting

Mark

Mark Arden

Acting

Abdullah

Selva Rasalingam

Acting

Cecil the Torturer

Harold Berens

Acting

Governor of the Canaries

Peter Gilmore

Acting

Captain Perez

Marc Sinden

Acting

Poca Hontas

Reed Martin

Acting

Ha Ha

Prudence Solomon

Acting

Cardinal (uncredited)

Peter Grant

Acting

Native Warrior Guard (uncredited)

Peter Pedrero

Crew

Girl in Spanish Court (uncredited)

Lorraine Sass

Acting

Sultan's Servant (uncredited)

Joanna Stride

Acting