Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Adam Goldberg

Acting

Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Judy Greer

Acting

Damian Claus

Andy Dick

Acting

Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Mario Van Peebles

Acting

JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Peter Coyote

Acting

Mrs. Carver

Nora Dunn

Acting

Tiny Tim

Sean Whalen

Acting

Jamal

Tony Cox

Acting

Santa

Richard Riehle

Acting

Sweetback

Melvin Van Peebles

Acting

Tikva

Rachel Dratch

Acting

Schlomo

Harrison Chad

Acting

Skinhead Bartender

Jim Petersmith

Acting

Mrs. Highsmith

Annie McEnroe

Acting

Young Mordechai

Grant Rosenmeyer

Acting

Blonde Bombshell

Elaine Hendrix

Acting

Israeli Rental Agent

Ayelet Ben-Hur

Acting

Tony

Alex Corrado

Acting

Jimmy

Brad Duck

Acting

Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Jason Fuchs

Writing

Himself

Ed Koch

Acting

Head Elf

Gary Pratt

Acting

Mun Chi

Woodrow Asai

Acting

Teenage Gentile

Daryl Wein

Directing

Gentile Boy No. 1

Michael Mylett

Acting

Gentile Boy No. 2

T.J. Sullivan

Acting

Gentile Girl No. 1

Audrey Twitchell

Acting

Gentile Girl No. 2

Alexa Eisenstein

Acting

Old Woman

Evelyn Page

Acting

Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

George Hosmer

Acting

ADL Chairman

Ronald Schultz

Acting

JDL Member No. 1

Leslie Shenkel

Acting

JDL Member No. 2

Alan Nebelthau

Acting

Council Elder

Jerome F. Richards

Acting

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

C.P. Lacey

Acting

Black Teen

Ephraim Benton

Acting

Blonde Gentile Girl

Devin Rene Burns

Acting

Freckle-Faced Gentile

Jimmy Walsh

Acting

Samples Woman

Chris McGinn

Acting

Bambi

Kathryn Gordon

Acting