Liam Adams

JJ Feild

Acting

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Acting

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Kuno Becker

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Kasia Smutniak

Acting

June

Anya Lahiri

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Nick Moran

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Christopher Fairbank

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Mike Elliot

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Phil

Craig Heaney

Acting

Walter

Jack McBride

Acting

Ronnie

Tamer Hassan

Acting

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Ori Pfeffer

Acting

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John Salthouse

Acting

Mal Braithwaite

Gary Lewis

Acting

Katja

Tereza Srbova

Acting

Tamzin Adams

Margo Stilley

Acting

Bella

Olivia Phillips

Acting

Britt

Antonia Bernath

Acting

Helga

Sam Cunningham

Acting

Agnetha

Mellissa Laycy

Acting

Ani-Frid

Erin Lister

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Jakki Degg

Acting

Old Masseuse

Anna Maria Everett

Acting

Marjorie

Gabrielle Richens

Acting

1st AD Commercial

Paul McGavin

Crew

Production assistant

Tia Thomas

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LADA Taxi Driver

Paul Humpoletz

Acting

Runner

Brett Morton

Acting

Film Sound Man

Dave Sansom

Sound

1st Assistant Director

Bruce Jackson

Directing

Hull Barmaid

Joemma Lavin

Acting

Paramedic

Daniel Cowley

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Vicar

Rob Jones

Acting

Sports Reporter

Phil Matthews

Acting

Self

John Motson

Acting

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Matthew Waters

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Reporter 2

Anna Tyler

Acting

Sven

Derek Williams

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Registrar

Brian Newbold

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Deita Hubbard

Acting

German Barmaid 2

Kerry Shepherd

Acting

Irate Skoda Driver

Cliff Bradley

Acting

Unhappy Driver

Peter Heslop

Acting

Bucharest Boiler

Russell De Rozario

Art

Footballer

Adam Marusiak

Acting

Footballer

Anthony Ofei

Acting

Footballer

Craig Palmer

Acting

Footballer

Dennis Sweeney

Acting

Footballer

Emeka Ejiofor

Acting

Footballer

Gareth Ellis

Acting

Footballer

Holden Ashley Stein

Acting

Footballer

Jamie Poole

Acting

Footballer

Lee White

Acting

Footballer

Leigh Clayton

Acting

Footballer

Liam Moynihan

Acting

Footballer

Matthew Thorpe

Acting

Footballer

Nathan Wint

Acting

Footballer

Neil Elson

Acting

Footballer

Oliver Jones

Acting

Footballer

Steve Madden

Acting

Footballer

Toby George Jones

Acting

Self

David Beckham

Acting

Self

John Terry

Acting

Self

Frank Lampard

Acting

Self

Jamie Carragher

Acting

Self

Paul Robinson

Acting

Self

Owen Hargreaves

Acting

Self

Peter Crouch

Acting

Self

Rio Ferdinand

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Self

Joe Cole

Acting

Self

Gary Neville

Acting

Self

Ray Clemence

Acting

Self

Jermaine Jenas

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Self

Aaron Lennon

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Self

Wayne Bridge

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Self

Steven Gerrard

Acting

Self

Wayne Rooney

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Self

Sven-Göran Eriksson

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Self

Ronaldo

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Self

Hernán Crespo

Acting

Self

John Aloisi

Acting

Self

Fernando Torres

Acting

Self

Thierry Henry

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Self

Filippo Inzaghi

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Self

Ruud van Nistelrooy

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Self

Olof Mellberg

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Self

Henrik Larsson

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Self

Cristiano Ronaldo

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Andrew Shue

Acting

Football Reporter (uncredited)

Peter Dale

Acting