Ted 'Theodore' Logan

Keanu Reeves

Acting

Bill S. Preston

Alex Winter

Acting

Rufus

George Carlin

Acting

Napoleon

Terry Camilleri

Acting

Billy the Kid

Dan Shor

Acting

Socrates

Tony Steedman

Acting

Freud

Rod Loomis

Acting

Genghis Khan

Al Leong

Acting

Joan of Arc

Jane Wiedlin

Acting

Abraham Lincoln

Robert V. Barron

Acting

Beethoven

Clifford David

Acting

Captain Logan

Hal Landon Jr.

Acting

Mr. Ryan

Bernie Casey

Acting

Missy / Mom

Amy Stoch

Acting

Mr. Preston

J. Patrick McNamara

Acting

Deacon

Frazier Bain

Acting

Princess Joanna

Diane Franklin

Acting

Princess Elizabeth

Kimberley Kates

Acting

Ox

William Robbins

Acting

Randolf

Steve Shepherd

Acting

Buffy

Anne Machette

Acting

Jody

Traci Dawn Davis

Acting

Bartender

Duncan McLeod

Acting

Tattooed Cowboy

John Clure

Acting

Bearded Cowboy

Jim Cody Williams

Acting

Old West Ugly Dude

Dusty O'Dee

Acting

Kerry

Heather Pittman

Acting

Daphne

Ruth Pittman

Acting

Bowling Alley Manager

Richard Alexander

Acting

John the Serf

James Bowbitch

Acting

Evil Duke

John Karlsen

Acting

Mother at Waterslides

Jeanne Hermine Herek

Acting

Waterslide Attendant

Jonathan Bond

Writing

Music Store Salesman

Jeff S. Goodrich

Acting

Girl at Mall

Lisa Rubin

Acting

Student Speaker

Marjean Holden

Acting

Aerobic Saleswoman

Claudia Templeton

Acting

Aerobic Instructor

Carol Gossler

Acting

Mall Photographer

James D. Nelson

Acting

Store Clerk

Marcia Darroch

Acting

Police Psychiatrist

Steven Rotblatt

Acting

Stupid Waiter

Ed Solomon

Writing

Ugly Waiter

Chris Matheson

Writing

Neanderthal #1

Mark Ogden

Acting

Neanderthal #2

Tom Dugan

Acting

Security Guard

Ron Althoff

Crew

The Three Most Important People In The World

Martha Davis

Acting

The Three Most Important People In The World

Fee Waybill

Acting

The Three Most Important People In The World

Clarence Clemons

Acting

Dance Photographer (uncredited)

Phillip V. Caruso

Camera

Student (uncredited)

Lee Hollingsworth

Acting

Deputy (uncredited)

Greg Lutz

Acting

Mr. Ward (uncredited)

Michael S. Murphey

Production

Kid at Waterslides (uncredited)

Golan Ramraz

Writing

Mall Goer (uncredited)

Darrell Redleaf-Fielder

Costume & Make-Up