Juliet Capulet

Jane Jensen

Acting

Tromeo Que

Will Keenan

Acting

Murray Martini

Valentine Miele

Acting

Cappy Capulet

William Beckwith

Acting

London Arbuckle

Steve Gibbons

Acting

Sammy Capulet

Sean Gunn

Acting

Ness

Debbie Rochon

Acting

Narrator

Lemmy Kilmister

Acting

Benny Que

Stephen Blackehart

Acting

Father Lawrence

Flip Brown

Acting

Monty Que

Earl McKoy

Acting

Detective Ernie Scalus

Gene Terinoni

Acting

Ingrid Capulet

Wendy Adams

Acting

Georgie Capulet

Tamara Marie Watson

Acting

Rosy

Jacqueline Tavarez

Acting

Peter

Tiffany Shepis

Acting

1-900-HOT-HUNK

Joe Fleishaker

Acting

Found a Peanut Father

James Gunn

Writing

Shocked Onlooker

Lloyd Kaufman

Directing

Mutant Kid

Lisbeth Kaufman

Acting

Mutant Kid

Charlotte Kaufman

Acting

Pauline

Caroline Smith

Acting

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)

Jason Green

Acting

Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)

Ron Jeremy

Acting

Fu Chang

Garon Peterson

Acting

Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)

Joseph Anthony

Acting

Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex

Craig Adams

Acting

Nice Man Hit By Car!!

Neil Ruddy

Crew