Tony Costello

Stephen Rea

Acting

Hughie

Billy Connolly

Acting

Les Wickes

Jimmy Nail

Acting

David "Beano" Baggot

Timothy Spall

Acting

Ray Simms

Bill Nighy

Acting

Karen Knowles

Juliet Aubrey

Acting

Astrid Simms

Helena Bergström

Acting

Brian Lovell

Bruce Robinson

Acting

Luke Shand

Hans Matheson

Acting

Clare Knowles

Rachael Stirling

Acting

Neil Gaydon

Phil Daniels

Acting

Limo Driver

Phil Davis

Acting

Lady in Black

Frances Barber

Acting

Zoë

Zoë Ball

Acting

Young Karen

Virginia Clay

Acting

Young Hughie

Luke Garrett

Writing

Young Beano

Sean McKenzie

Acting

Young Ray

Rupert Penry-Jones

Acting

Young Brian

Matthew Finney

Acting

Young Les

Alex Palmer

Acting

Young Tony

Gavin Kennedy

Acting

Young Keith

Lee Williams

Acting

Gary

Andy Nichol

Acting

Hockney

Francis Magee

Acting

Not Morrissey

Justin Grattan

Acting

Jason

Delroy Atkinson

Acting

Steve Greenblatt

Julian Sims

Acting

Kevin

Peter Baynham

Writing

Waitress 1

Margaret Blakemore

Acting

Waitress 2

Candida Gubbins

Acting

Camille

Alphonsia Emmanuel

Acting

Natasha

Mikayla Jones

Acting

Adam

Jason Green

Acting

Apprentice

Christopher Wild

Acting

Pizza Boy

Dean Lennox Kelly

Acting

Dutch Kid

Mackenzie Crook

Acting

Dutch Hitch-Hiker

Donna Air

Acting

Club 4 Owner

Ralph Van Dijk

Acting

Dutch Receptionist

Sabina Michael

Acting

Dutch Local

Steve Ubels

Acting

Clive

Danny Webb

Acting

Tax Woman

Anita Carey

Acting

Tax Inspector

David Henry

Acting

Female Reporter

Daisy Donovan

Acting

Snotty Reporter

Bruce Byron

Acting

Dutch Policeman

Jeffrey Harmer

Acting

Mrs. Baggot

Sheila Reid

Acting

Dutch Lady

Leelo Ross

Acting

Senior Executive

Brian Capron

Acting

Spanish Bar Man

Luke D'Silva

Acting

Dutch Citizen (uncredited)

Eric Jorrin

Acting

Bar Girl (uncredited)

Rebecca Promitzer

Acting

Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)

Anneka Svenska

Acting