Joe Cooper

Trey Parker

Writing

Doug Remer

Matt Stone

Acting

Squeak Scolari

Dian Bachar

Acting

Jenna Reed

Yasmine Bleeth

Acting

Yvette Denslow

Jenny McCarthy

Acting

Ted Denslow

Ernest Borgnine

Acting

Baxter Cain

Robert Vaughn

Acting

Joey Thomas

Trevor Einhorn

Acting

Bob Costas

Bob Costas

Acting

Al Michaels

Al Michaels

Acting

Robert Stack

Robert Stack

Acting

Reggie Jackson

Reggie Jackson

Acting

Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick

Acting

Kenny Mayne

Kenny Mayne

Acting

Tim McCarver

Tim McCarver

Acting

Pat O'Brien

Pat O'Brien

Acting

Jim Lampley

Jim Lampley

Acting

Dale Earnhardt

Dale Earnhardt

Acting

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Acting

Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt

Acting

Reel Big Fish

Reel Big Fish

Acting

World Series Announcer (voice)

Curt Gowdy

Acting

Little Coop

Justin Chapman

Acting

Little Remer

Matt Murray

Acting

Dirk Jansen

Mark Goodson

Acting

Ed Tuttle

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

Acting

New Jersey Informant

Robert E. Lee

Acting

Wilke - New Jersey Informant

Greg Grunberg

Acting

San Antonio Defender

Michael Garvey

Acting

Mime Psych-Out

Paul Michael Robinson

Acting

Peripatetic Player

Kevin Michael Richardson

Acting

Heather Kaiser

Micah McCain

Acting

Brittany Kaiser

Cory Oliver

Acting

Davis

Keith Gibbs

Acting

Redmond

Jayme Gallante

Acting

Dr. Kaiser

Francis X. McCarthy

Acting

Stephanie

Blair Besten

Acting

Skidmark Steve

Stanley G. Sawicki

Acting

News Anchor

Bret Lewis

Acting

Referee

Richard Johnson

Acting

Referee

Joey Diaz

Acting

Referee

Michael Matthys

Acting

Hospital Nurse

Jill Gascoine

Acting

Surgery Nurse

Charlotte Zucker

Acting

Surgeon

John Fink

Acting

Driveway Announcer

Kato Kaelin

Acting

Driveway Player

David Osokow

Acting

Factory Manager

Iqbal Theba

Acting

Denslow's Niece Susan

Susan Breslau

Acting

Inheritor

Danielle Zucker

Acting

Inheritor

Maureen Ardolino

Acting

Cabbie

Andrew Herman

Acting

Fireman

Jeff Wright

Writing

Riverdance Referee

Ray Xifo

Acting

Sumo Wrestler

Titus Napoleon

Acting

Narrator (voice)

Stephen McHattie

Acting

Beer Barrel

Julie Dolan

Acting

Fan

Janeane Ardolino

Acting

Fan

Jeremy Breslau

Acting

Fan

Adam Lilling

Acting

Fan

Phoebe Lipkis

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Alma Avery

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Nancy Bates

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Kelli Camarena

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Brooke Morales

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Heidi Schweizer

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Jenifer Strovas

Acting

Beers Cheerleader

Andrea Wenzel

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Michelle Boehle

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Tani Kristiansen

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Rebecca Lin

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Jeanine Orci

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Jessica Page

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Raydeen Revilla

Acting

Felons Cheerleader

Chanel Ryan

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Jeffrey J. Ayers

Acting

Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited)

Grant Baciocco

Acting

Woman in Hospital (uncredited)

Joanna Bloem

Acting

Surgeon (uncredited)

Greg Bronson

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Aaron Brooks

Acting

Baseketball Referee (uncredited)

Mike Butters

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Krystal Cantrell

Acting

Slacker (uncredited)

Cathy Carlson

Costume & Make-Up

Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited)

Troy Christian

Acting

Denslow's Assistant (uncredited)

Dave Cox

Acting

Mimi Lee (uncredited)

Mia Crowe

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Alan Doshna

Production

Horrified Fan (uncredited)

Alexandra Ella

Acting

Beers Ballgirl (uncredited)

C.B. Spencer

Acting

Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

Courtney Ford

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

John Forker

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Maria Celeste Genitempo

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Cameron Glenar

Production

Umpire / Dancer (uncredited)

Lloyd Gordon

Acting

Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)

Casey Hendershot

Acting

LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited)

Charles Hough

Acting

Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited)

James Huffman

Acting

Outraged Fan (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden

Acting

Reporter (uncredited)

Brian Kirchoff

Acting

Cheerleader (uncredited)

Jessica Lee

Acting

Cheerleader (uncredited)

Shannon Malone

Acting

Watson (uncredited)

Patrick McCracken

Acting

Fan (uncredited)

Karolyna Medina

Acting

Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)

Kelly Monaco

Acting

Security Guard (uncredited)

Tom Muzila

Acting

Masseuse (uncredited)

Hiromi Nishiyama

Acting

Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited)

Linda O'Neil

Acting

Roswell Alien (uncredited)

Bridget Oberlin

Acting

Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)

Raphael Sbarge

Acting

Grumsky (uncredited)

Michael Schmidt

Acting

Baseketball Fan (uncredited)

Rick Solis

Acting

Maxwell (uncredited)

Dylan Tarason

Production

Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)

David Zucker

Production

Darcy

Matt Sloan

Acting