Michael Malone

Kevin Farley

Acting

General George S. Patton

Kelsey Grammer

Acting

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Leslie Nielsen

Acting

Angel of Death

Trace Adkins

Acting

Aziz

Robert Davi

Acting

Mohammed

Geoffrey Arend

Acting

Josh

Travis Schuldt

Acting

President George Washington

Jon Voight

Acting

Todd Grosslight

James Woods

Acting

Judge Clarence Henderson

Dennis Hopper

Acting

George Mulrooney

Kevin Sorbo

Acting

Himself

Bill O'Reilly

Acting

Rastus Malone

David Alan Grier

Acting

Slave

Gary Coleman

Acting

Lab Technician

Christopher McDonald

Acting

Ahmed

Serdar Kalsin

Acting

Neville Chamberlain

Oliver Muirhead

Acting

Lab Tech 2

Karri Turner

Acting

Celebrity 1

Alaina Huffman

Acting

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Acting

Simon Rex

Simon Rex

Acting

Speaker 1940's

Dana Lyn Baron

Acting

Woman at Awards Party

Julian Berlin

Acting

Airport Security Guard 1

Cocoa Brown

Acting

Hottie

Jen Halperin

Acting

Hottie

Mary Castro

Acting

Lily

Nikki DeLoach

Acting

It's That Michael Malone!

Susan Deming

Acting

Rehearsal Actress

Katie Gill

Acting

Political Aide

Cameron Goodman

Acting

I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?

Camille Meyer

Acting

Entertainment Tonight Host

Mary Hart

Acting

Becca/Kaleigh

Kaleigh Kennedy

Acting

Partygoer 2

Simone Lotter

Acting

Heather

Jillian Murray

Acting

Jane Wagstaffe

Gail O'Grady

Acting

Molly Duncan

Anna Osceola

Acting

Reporter 1

Lu Parker

Acting

Airport Passenger 1

Amy Povich

Acting

Reporter 2

Jane Justice Park

Acting

Tiny Tina/Jenna

Jenna Vogeler

Acting

Voice of Reason

Lauren Lee Smith

Acting

Parent

Nadine Ellis

Acting

Parent

Marilyn Rising

Acting

Columbia Student '1968'

Julianne Waters

Acting

Columbia Student '1968'

Christy Williams

Acting

Rehearsal Actor

Alexander DiPersia

Acting

Professor

Sandi Johnson

Acting

Look Out! It's Those Christians!

Mark Vafiades

Acting

Young Michael Malone

Jesse Heiman

Acting

Wounded Soldier

Brent Lydic

Acting

John F. Kennedy

Chriss Anglin

Acting

He's Much Fatter in Person.

Brandon Alter

Acting

Celebrity 2

Scott Bailey

Acting

"Free History Term Papers"

Morgan Beck

Acting

Mussolini

Randall Bosley

Acting

Intern

Joanne Bowland

Acting

Rosie O'Connell

Vicki Browne

Acting

Policeman 2

Jeff Corbett

Acting

Girl Scout

Rebekah Crane

Acting

Security Guard

Tony X. Deale

Production

Hippie 2

Chrisanne Eastwood

Acting

"Traitor!"

Mell Flynn

Acting

Singer

Lisa Fredrickson

Acting

Teddo

Carl De Gersdorff

Acting

Reporter on TV

Eileen Gonzales

Acting

Airport Security Guard 2

Allen Lee Haff

Acting

'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor

Joe Hartzler

Acting

Minister 2

Mark Henderson

Directing

Hitler

Benton Jennings

Acting

You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller

Jack Kelly

Production

Nun on Bus

Coco Leigh

Acting

Lab Tech 1

Zachary Levi

Acting

Boy Scout

Joey Luthman

Acting

Thought You Hated Country Music!

Rich McDonald

Acting

Trophy Girl

Meghan McEveety

Acting

Girl at BBQ

Brighid McEveety

Production

Airport Passenger 2

Steve Monroe

Acting

Marty

Tyler Jacob Moore

Acting

Terrorist 2

Joey Naber

Acting

Chaplain

Durrell Nelson

Acting

Silvano

John O'Hurley

Acting

Afghan Prisoner 2

David Oved

Acting

Accordion Player

Norman Panto

Acting

Minister 1

Robert Pierce

Acting

Mose Malone

Bill Posley

Acting

Terrorist on Bike

Oren Rehany

Acting

Subway Policeman

F. Lee Reynolds

Acting

"Sailors!"

Bryant Romo

Acting

I'm Starved.

Elizabeth Scott

Acting

Patient in Line

Evan Sayet

Acting

Timmy / Atticus

Atticus Shaffer

Acting

Subway Terrorist

Sammy Sheik

Acting

Trophy Girl at BBQ

Abbie Shepherd

Acting

Policeman (MSG) 1

Joe Sikorra

Acting

Cuban Commander

Steve Spiro

Acting

Village Voter

Richard Tanner

Acting

Stagehand

Peter F. Tegan

Acting

Jimmy Carter

Fred Travalena

Acting

Tojo

Hiroshi Ueha

Acting

Hippie 1

Lee von Ernst

Acting

Voice of Reason

Josh Zucker

Acting

Voice of Reason

Sarah Zucker

Acting

Cocktail Musician

Paul R. Goldberg

Acting

Cocktail Musician

John T. Hatton

Acting

Cocktail Musician / Musician

Allen Simpson

Sound

Wedding Guest

Joanna Repsold

Acting

Wedding Guest

Badger Wagstaffe

Acting

Parent

Cheryl Baxter

Acting

Parent

Troy Christian

Acting

Parent

Laura Fremont

Acting

Parent

Michael Higgins

Acting

Parent

Elisabeth Jee

Acting

Parent

Blane Savage

Acting

Parent

Marc Oka

Acting

Parent

Carlton Wilborn

Acting

Professor

Heather Lea Gerdes

Acting

Professor

Marcy Goldman

Acting

Professor

Ernest Harden Jr.

Acting

Professor

Anthony Marciona

Acting

Professor

Stan Mazin

Acting

Professor

Bubba Dean Rambo

Acting

Professor

Jerry Trent

Acting

Plantation Singer

Keith Allan

Acting

Plantation Singer

Fred Braggs

Acting

Plantation Singer

Eddie Eason

Acting

Plantation Singer

Jimmy Fisher

Acting

Plantation Singer

Julio Hanson

Acting

Plantation Singer

Tyree Mills

Acting

Plantation Singer

Andre Washington

Acting

Columbia Student '1968'

Reshma Gajjar

Acting

Columbia Student '1968'

Christopher Jenkins Holmes

Acting

Columbia Student '1968'

Brian Michael Jones

Acting

Musician

Eric Gustafson

Acting

Musician

David Kogge

Acting

Musician

Dan Vulovic

Acting

Musician

Adam Yasmin

Acting

Self

Paris Hilton

Acting