Pistachio Disguisey

Dana Carvey

Acting

Devlin Bowman

Brent Spiner

Acting

Jennifer Baker

Jennifer Esposito

Acting

Grandfather Disguisey

Harold Gould

Acting

Fabbrizio Disguisey

James Brolin

Acting

Barney Baker

Austin Wolff

Acting

Mother Disguisey

Edie McClurg

Acting

Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Maria Canals-Barrera

Acting

Texas Man

Robert Machray

Acting

Henchman

Michael Bailey Smith

Acting

Texas Wife

Rachel Lederman

Sound

Trent

Mark Devine

Acting

Kenan

Kenan Thompson

Acting

Rex

Jay Johnston

Acting

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Acting

Group Dancer

Jessica Lee Keller

Acting

Henchman

Vincent Riverside

Acting

Henchman

Mark Ginther

Crew

Henchman

Carrick O'Quinn

Crew

Henchman

Mitch Silpa

Acting

Interview Woman

Virginia Hawkins

Acting

Security Guard

Jonathan Loughran

Acting

Security Guard

Ted Rooney

Acting

Doorman

Brandon Molale

Acting

Cigar Maker

Erick Avari

Acting

Businessman

Phil Jones

Acting

Businessman

Michael DeLuise

Acting

Businessman

Larry Cedar

Acting

Liberty Bell Security Guard

Andrew Shaifer

Acting

Art Dealer

Vincent Castellanos

Acting

Waiter

Roger Mussenden

Production

Ninja Warrior

Al Goto

Crew

Ninja Warrior

Simon Rhee

Acting

White Collar Executive

Kevin Nealon

Acting

Mongolian Elder

Bill Cho Lee

Acting

Mongolian

Chao-Li Chi

Acting

German Businessman

Steve Gormley

Acting

German Businesswoman

Christel Smith

Acting

Another German

Ava Metz

Acting

Herself

Bo Derek

Acting

Bernardo

Barry Bernardi

Production

Italian Officer

Brian Catalano

Acting

Boxing Dummy

Gabriel Pimentel

Acting

Puerto Rican Housekeeper

Martha Del Rio

Acting

Waitress

Guelmarí Oppenheimer

Acting

Female Partygoer

Tracy E. Wilson

Acting

Waitress

Patricia De Leon

Acting

Bully

Phil Fischer

Acting

Chemistry Teacher

Steven Hack

Acting

Young Pistachio

Dane Morris

Acting

Jock

Bryan Jeffrey Price

Acting

Captain America Kid

Andy Morrow

Acting

Captain America Kid

Naya Rivera

Acting

Captain America Kid

Julius Ritter

Acting

Captain America Kid

Brighton Hertford

Acting

Bartender

Sandra Lindquist

Acting

Chef

Eugene C. Palmer

Acting

Appraiser

Leland Crooke

Acting

Constitution Security Guard

Mike Johnson

Crew

Constitution Security Guard

Michael Lee Phillips Jr.

Directing

Abe Lincoln

Buddy Bolton

Acting

Ninja

Stuart Quan

Acting

Ninja

Spencer Sano

Crew

Ninja

Hiro Koda

Crew

Ninja

Johnny Nguyen

Acting

Ninja

Yoshio Iizuka

Acting

Ninja

Ronn Surels

Acting

Ninja

鄭繼宗

Crew

Ninja

Steven Ho

Acting

Doug

Tony Wilde

Acting

Big Bottom Girl

Berglind Icey

Acting

Big Bottom Girl

Leasi Andrews

Acting

Big Bottom Girl

Anna Marie Goddard

Acting

Big Bottom Girl

Theresa Madelin Lin

Acting

Group Dancer

Adrian Armas

Acting

Group Dancer

Gustavo Vargas

Acting

Group Dancer

Paul Benshoof

Acting

Group Dancer

Oscar Orosco

Acting

Group Dancer

Andrea Bogart

Acting

Group Dancer

Paulette Maxwell

Acting

Choreographer (uncredited)

Paula Abdul

Acting

Lisa (uncredited)

Lisa Foiles

Acting

Thief (uncredited)

Jesse V. Johnson

Directing

Shane (uncredited)

Shane Lyons

Acting

Himself

Michael Johnson

Acting

Young Pistachio

Cole Sprouse

Acting

Young Pistachio

Dylan Sprouse

Acting

Self (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Acting