Guru Pitka

Mike Myers

Acting

Jane Bullard

Jessica Alba

Acting

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Justin Timberlake

Acting

Darren Roanoke

Romany Malco

Acting

Prudence

Meagan Good

Acting

Dick Pants

John Oliver

Acting

Coach Punch Cherkov

Verne Troyer

Acting

Rajneesh

Manu Narayan

Acting

Jay Kell

Stephen Colbert

Acting

Trent Lueders

Jim Gaffigan

Acting

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Ben Kingsley

Acting

Guru Satchabigknoba

Omid Djalili

Acting

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Acting

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Acting

Kanye West

Ye

Acting

Young Pitka

Trevor Heins

Acting

Cinnabon Cashier

Samantha Bee

Acting

EMT

Boyd Banks

Acting

Frat Guy

Rob Huebel

Acting

Bar Patron

Daniel Tosh

Acting

Himself

Rob Blake

Acting

Lillian Roanoke

Telma Hopkins

Acting

Sickly Nerd

Rob Gfroerer

Acting

Dancer

Liana Mendoza

Acting

Nerd

Robert Cohen

Writing

Female Reporter

Linda Kash

Acting

Assistant Coach

Bob Bainborough

Acting

Deepak Early 20's

Gotham Chopra

Directing

Indian Man

Suresh John

Acting

Young Deepak

Jaan Padda

Acting

Referee

Seán Cullen

Acting

EMT

Matt Baram

Acting

Biker

Garry Robbins

Acting

Uncle Jack

Peter Schoelier

Acting

Goal Post Judge

Ben Gans

Acting

11-Year-Old Girl

Alexia Filippeos

Acting

11-Year-Old Girl

Taylor Flood

Acting

Sanjay

Shakti Kupil

Acting

DJ

Graham Gordy

Writing

Children's Church Choir

Jahlani Bishop

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Jahmal Daniel

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Helen Semmunigus

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Donna Ellis

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Jazmine Jeffrey

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Danielle Johnson

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Carlisa Lewis

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Elyssa Marshall

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Jamila Mason

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Nathaniel Robinson

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Adisa Liburd

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Daniel Skeete

Sound

Children's Church Choir

Tierra McRae-Spence

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Kadesha Webb

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Clarice Gillard

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Raemiah Dorrington

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Zoia Davis

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Ashton Williams

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Tyra Jones-Hurst

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Knikole Frans

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Sabrina Morris

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Nadine Muir

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Alpha Kayondo

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Tracey Soman

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Acting

Children's Church Choir

Zachary Jones-Hurst

Acting

Group Dancer

Krystal Kiran

Acting

Group Dancer

Uppekha Jain

Acting

Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar

Acting

Group Dancer

Frank Bishun

Acting

Group Dancer

Karun Pathak

Acting

Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt

Acting

Group Dancer

Prosenjit Kundu

Acting

Group Dancer

Robert Halley

Acting

Group Dancer

Sharat Chawla

Acting

Group Dancer

Namita Kapoor

Acting

Group Dancer

Shereen Ladha

Acting

Group Dancer

Nazneen Irani

Acting

Group Dancer

Hetal Patel

Acting

Group Dancer

Sharona D'Ornellas

Acting

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Michelle Marshall

Acting

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Mariska Hargitay

Acting

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Val Kilmer

Acting

Group Dancer

Madhumita Sen

Art

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Jessica Rotter

Acting

Additional Performances (puppeteer)

Frank Meschkuleit

Acting