Brian Stimpson

John Cleese

Acting

Pat Garden

Penelope Wilton

Acting

Gwenda Stimpson

Alison Steadman

Acting

Mr. John Jolly

Stephen Moore

Acting

Mrs. Ellie Trellis

Joan Hickson

Acting

Headmaster

Benjamin Whitrow

Acting

Headmaster

Geoffrey Palmer

Acting

Prior

Michael Aldridge

Acting

Laura Wisely

Sharon Maiden

Acting

Woman Teacher

Penny Leatherbarrow

Acting

Ted

Howard Lloyd-Lewis

Acting

Clint

Jonathan Bowater

Acting

Studious Boy

Mark Bunting

Directing

Streaker

Robert Wilkinson

Acting

Ticket Collector

John Bardon

Acting

Glen Scully

Mark Burdis

Acting

Mandy Kostakis

Nadia Sawalha

Acting

Man at Station

Dickie Arnold

Acting

First Class Passenger

Angus MacKay

Acting

Porter

Peter Needham

Acting

Taxi Driver

Peter Lorenzelli

Acting

Paul Stimpson

Chip Sweeney

Acting

Mrs. Wheel

Constance Chapman

Acting

Mrs. Way

Ann Way

Acting

Petrol Station Cashier

Ann-Marie Gwatkin

Acting

Manager

Mohammed Ashiq

Acting

Mrs. Wisely

Pat Keen

Acting

Mr. Ted Wisely

Geoffrey Hutchings

Acting

Policeman with Mrs. Wheel

Geoffrey Greenhill

Acting

Policeman at Crash

Richard Ridings

Acting

Policeman at Crash

Geoffrey Davion

Acting

Man in Telephone Box

Charles Bartholomew

Acting

Pat's Mother

Sheila Keith

Acting

Pat's Son

Christian Regan

Acting

Policeman at Telephone Box

Alan Parnaby

Acting

Ivan

Tony Haygarth

Acting

Monk

Ronald Sowton

Acting

Monk

Alan Granton

Acting

Woman in Lane

Susan Field

Acting

Policeman Arresting Pat

Leslie Schofield

Acting

Policeman with Black Eye

Mike Glynn

Acting

Headmaster

Nicholas Le Prevost

Acting

Headmaster

Peter Cellier

Acting

Headmaster

David Conville

Acting

Headmaster

Patrick Godfrey

Acting

Headmaster

Rupert Massey

Acting

Headmaster

John Rowe

Acting

Headmaster

Philip Voss

Acting

Headmaster

Jeffry Wickham

Acting

Det. Sgt. George Rice

Nick Stringer

Acting

Detective Constable

Graeme Green

Acting

Porsche Driver

Sidney Livingstone

Acting

Man in Wood

Michael Percival

Acting

Det. Insp. Laundryman

Peter Jonfield

Acting

Detective Constable

Brian Portsmouth

Acting

Willy Black (uncredited)

Graeme Ford

Acting

School Boy

Danny Lee

Acting