Melody Barnegat

Siena Agudong

Acting

Brian David

Austin Zajur

Acting

Burny

Nicholas Cirillo

Acting

Belly

Reed Northrup

Acting

Manager Mike

Ken Jeong

Acting

Major Murder

Sam Richardson

Acting

Hot Usher

Genesis Rodriguez

Acting

Stank

Justin Long

Acting

Brian's Dad

Jason Lee

Acting

Brian's Mom

Rachel Dratch

Acting

Melody's Mom

Kate Micucci

Acting

Emo Usher

Adam Pally

Acting

Sister Sugar Walls

Harley Quinn Smith

Acting

Cookie

Method Man

Acting

Astro Blaster

Logic

Acting

A John

Jason Mewes

Acting

Dad on Concession Stand

Jeff Anderson

Acting

Melody's Aunt

Rosario Dawson

Acting

Construction Worker

Jason Biggs

Acting

Mrs. B

Betty Aberlin

Acting

Jessica Court

Evelyn Giovine

Acting

Teenage Movie Goer

Morgan Bluestein

Acting

Kid on Concession Line

Aaron Shuf

Acting

Mad Brad Woodland

Ralph Garman

Acting

Brian O'Halloran

Acting

Sister Black Eye

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Acting

Detective

Ernest O'Donnell

Acting

China Taste Boss

Ming Chen

Acting

Roach Coach Owner

Jenny Mollen

Acting

Randi

Meredith Starkman

Acting

Damocles

Diedrich Bader

Acting

Movie Goer

Benjamin Read

Writing

Audience Guy

John Willyung

Acting

The Hallway Attack Sister #1

Ava Viola

Acting

The Hallway Attack Sister #2

Marlowe Fink

Acting

The Hallway Attack Sister #3

Cate Finck

Acting

Theater Mother (uncredited)

Scottie DiGiacomo

Acting

Theatre Customer (uncredited)

Bobby Favoretto

Acting

70s Priest (uncredited)

Shane Kalman

Acting

Movie Goer (uncredited)

Benjamin Read

Acting