Self (as Nikolai Volkoff)

Josip Peruzović

Acting

Jackie Flannagan

Emilyanne Cusato

Acting

Raven Madd

Echo Endless

Acting

Dario Dragani

Randall McCann

Acting

Daisy Derkins

Nadia White

Acting

Silas Killington

Mark Mackner

Writing

Alicia Botti

Susanna D'Arcy

Acting

El Gaucho

Dave Ferrier

Acting

Sonny Graves

Doug Layne

Acting

Sara Tonin

Lauren Langley

Acting

Sister Sensei

Lisa Panzer

Acting

Sister Slaughter

Krystle Ann Griffin

Acting

Sister Spinkick

Sarah Biemuller

Acting

Sister Stiletto

Carolyn Dixon

Acting

Misty Rex

Sarah Weber

Acting

Manny Murderously / El Guido

Bob Kaplan

Acting

Narrator

Quinton J. Alexander

Acting

Debbie Derkins

Allison Mercier

Acting

Dallas

Nicholas K. Berk

Acting

Hellter Skelter / Gas Masked Henchman

Rocky Ciarrocchi

Acting

Young Silas Killington

Logan Mackner

Acting

Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer

Colby Mackner

Acting

Sleazy Neighbor / Wrestling Fan

Cubby Altobelli

Acting