Charlie Croker

Michael Caine

Acting

Mr. Bridger

Noël Coward

Writing

Professor Simon Peach

Benny Hill

Acting

Lorna

Margaret Blye

Acting

Altabani

Raf Vallone

Acting

Camp Freddie

Tony Beckley

Acting

Beckerman

Rossano Brazzi

Acting

Miss Peach

Irene Handl

Acting

Governor

John Le Mesurier

Acting

Birkinshaw

Fred Emney

Acting

Garage Manager

John Clive

Acting

Keats

Graham Payn

Acting

Arthur

Michael Standing

Acting

Coco

Stanley Caine

Acting

Chris

Barry Cox

Art

Yellow

Robert Powell

Acting

Big William

Harry Baird

Acting

Bill Bailey

George Innes

Acting

Frank

John Forgeham

Acting

Rozzer

Derek Ware

Acting

Roger

Frank Jarvis

Acting

Dominic

David Salamone

Lighting

Tony

Richard Essome

Acting

Manzo

Mario Valgoi

Acting

Cosca

Renato Romano

Acting

Altabani's Driver

Franco Novelli

Acting

Police Chief

Robert Rietti

Acting

Dentist

Timothy Bateson

Acting

Vicar

David Kelly

Acting

Senior Computer Room Official

Arnold Diamond

Acting

Shirtmaker

Simon Dee

Acting

Cinema Warder

Alastair Hunter

Acting

Mrs. Cosca

Lana Gatto

Acting

Computer Room Official

John Louis Mansi

Acting

Blonde Scrubber at Party

Hazel Collinson

Acting

Tailor

Henry McGee

Acting

Mrs. Beckerman (uncredited)

Lelia Goldoni

Acting

Receptionist, Royal Lancaster

Valerie Leon

Acting