Antonio Motel

Ezio Greggio

Acting

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Dom DeLuise

Acting

Jo Dee Foster

Billy Zane

Acting

Lily Wine

Joanna Pacuła

Acting

Jane Wine

Charlene Tilton

Acting

Det. Martin Balsam

Martin Balsam

Acting

Insp. Pete Putrid

Stuart Pankin

Acting

The Ranger

John Astin

Acting

Old Secretary

Phyllis Diller

Acting

Olaf

Bubba Smith

Acting

Sergeant

Larry Storch

Acting

Mr. Laurel

Rip Taylor

Acting

Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Shelley Winters

Acting

Police Chief

Henry Silva

Acting

FBI Agent

John Landis

Directing

Dying Man

Joe Dante

Directing

Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

John Carpenter

Directing

Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Mel Brooks

Acting

Cross Dressing Agent

Marshall Bell

Acting

Agent #2

Sal Landi

Acting

Guard

Irwin Keyes

Acting

Push-Up Lady

Kimber Sissons

Acting

Video Cameraman

Eddie Deezen

Acting

Luciano Pavarotti

Ken Davitian

Acting

Checkout Guard

Peter DeLuise

Acting

Beautiful Woman

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Acting

Rape Culturist #1

Jim Maniaci

Acting

Jail Guard

Tony Cox

Acting

George H.W. Bush

John Roarke

Acting

Maitre 'D

Norbert Grupe

Acting