Deputy James Garcia

Carlos Alazraqui

Acting

Deputy Cherisha Kimball

Mary Birdsong

Acting

Deputy Travis Junior

Robert Ben Garant

Writing

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Kerri Kenney

Acting

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Thomas Lennon

Acting

Deputy Clementine Johnson

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Acting

Deputy Raineesha Williams

Niecy Nash-Betts

Acting

Deputy S. Jones

Cedric Yarbrough

Acting

Chief of Police

Lennie Loftin

Acting

District Attorney

Danny DeVito

Acting

Miss Acapulco

Alejandra Gutierrez

Acting

Kevlar Guy

Brandon Molale

Acting

Cheyenne the Helicopter Model

Kathryn Fiore

Acting

Sheriff of Aspen

David Koechner

Acting

Persnickety Desk Worker

Dave Holmes

Acting

Jeff Spoder

Patton Oswalt

Acting

Glen the Desk Clerk

Toby Huss

Acting

Spring Break Dream Girl

Cathy Shim

Acting

Captain Rogers, DHS

Ian Roberts

Acting

Alligator Expert

Chris Tallman

Acting

Tammy

Tamara Fox Meyerson

Acting

Ethan the Drug Lord

Paul Rudd

Acting

Drug Lord's Girlfriend

Marisa Petroro

Acting

Drug Lord's First Hostage

Kyle Dunnigan

Acting

Breen the Plumber

David Wain

Acting

Tattooed Guy

Todd Holoubek

Acting

Tattoo Shop Owner #1

Michael Patrick Jann

Directing

Terry

Nick Swardson

Acting

Decontamination Guy

Brian T. Finney

Acting

Russian Model

Irina Voronina

Acting

Drug Lord's Second Hostage

Steve Little

Acting

Tattoo Shop Owner #2

Joe Lo Truglio

Acting

Deaf Tattoo Artist

Ken Marino

Acting

Tattoo Victim

Kevin Allison

Acting

Wrestling Referee

Eric Price

Acting

Jello Wrestler

Kathryn Smith

Acting

Dangle's "Body Double"

David Veach

Acting

Wiegel's "Body Double"

Mary Castro

Acting

Ron of Ron's Tattoo

Michael Ian Black

Acting

Paul

Michael Showalter

Directing

Hot Paramedic

Shanti Hall

Acting

Spoder's Mom

Mindy Sterling

Acting

Clapping Cop

Matthew Budds

Acting

Barry Baum

Michael Hoback

Acting

Sir Terrence

Paul Reubens

Acting

Steve Marmella

Jack Plotnick

Acting

Jose Jose Jose

Oscar Nuñez

Acting

Proctologist

Floyd Van Buskirk

Acting

Mansion Gunman (uncredited)

Jason Bartley

Acting

Policeman (uncredited)

David Cohen

Acting

Bike Cop (uncredited)

Tracy Dali

Acting

Smoking Cop (uncredited)

Rico Devereaux

Acting

Self (uncredited)

Duke Gonzalez

Acting

Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)

Dwayne Johnson

Acting

Roller Babe (uncredited)

Theresa Joy

Acting

Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)

Kent Kasper

Acting

Stripper (uncredited)

Alyssa LeBlanc

Acting

Naked Armenian (uncredited)

J. P. Manoux

Acting

Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)

Jill-Michele Meleán

Acting

Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

JT Mollner

Directing

Bartender (uncredited)

Bobby Silva

Acting

Japanese Tourist (uncredited)

Aaron Takahashi

Acting

Police Officer (uncredited)

Jason Williams

Acting

Police Officer (uncredited)

Jaime Zevallos

Acting