Big Chris

Vinnie Jones

Acting

Tom

Jason Flemyng

Acting

Soap

Dexter Fletcher

Acting

Eddy

Nick Moran

Acting

Bacon

Jason Statham

Acting

Winston

Steven Mackintosh

Acting

J

Nicholas Rowe

Acting

Charles

Nick Marcq

Acting

Willie

Charles Forbes

Acting

Barry the Baptist

Lenny McLean

Acting

Little Chris

Peter McNicholl

Acting

'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale

P.H. Moriarty

Acting

Dog

Frank Harper

Acting

Plank

Steve Sweeney

Acting

Paul

Huggy Leaver

Acting

Mickey

Ronnie Fox

Acting

John

Tony McMahon

Acting

Nick the Greek

Stephen Marcus

Acting

Rory Breaker

Vas Blackwood

Acting

JD

Sting

Acting

Dean

Jake Abraham

Acting

Traffic Warden

Rob Brydon

Acting

Lenny

Stephen Callender-Ferrier

Acting

Boxing Gym Bouncer

Steve Collins

Acting

Nathan

Elwin 'Chopper' David

Acting

Tanya

Vera Day

Acting

Don

Jimmy Flint

Acting

Alan / Narrator

Alan Ford

Acting

Phil

Sydney Golder

Acting

Slick

Alex Hall

Acting

Doorman

John Houchin

Acting

Policeman

Derek Howard

Acting

Barfly Jack

Danny John-Jules

Acting

Gordon

Bal Jusar

Acting

Drowning Man

Tim Maurice-Jones

Camera

Gary

Victor McGuire

Acting

Serg

Mark Mooney

Acting

Gloria

Suzy Ratner

Directing

Samoan Jo

David Reid

Production

Policeman

Graham Stevens

Acting

John O'Driscoll

James Tarbuck

Acting

Man in Pub

Andrew Tiernan

Acting

Frazer

Richard Vanstone

Acting

Yuppy in Car

Matthew Vaughn

Directing